"You're attacking me"!? Wow, that little trans terrorist should stop scaring tiny white men by being all terrifying in their faces. Rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically.
You weren't being "attacked" you worthless asswipe. You were being "confronted" by a constituent whose child is being directly harmed by policies you advocate.
I didn't bother googling meth gator. I assume it to be some fantastical creature that has fallen victim to all the meth being flushed down toilet's before or after crank consumption and they now have an aggressive, pissy attitude.
I want to watch a film called "Skunkweed Sloth", which is 90 minutes of a very relaxed sloth not really doing much and certainly not terrorizing anything.
It's bats (my favorite animals outside of my kids and the pets that I have) instead of sloths and it's a livestream, but it's what I use sometimes to relax: https://explore.org/livecams/bats/flying-fox-bat-cam.
I think they also have a YouTube livestream? Someone here provided the link to the YouTube one and while it's been lost to a reboot ... it's so calming (unless you hate bats).
Cowardly piece of shit to call a conversation an 'attack' when he's fundraising by chumming Cristo-fascist hate waters by promising the blood of trans kids.
DeSantis is trying to destroy that. I always judged state school educations as strong. I have been reconsidering recently (though the hard-science stuff is more safe)*.
*Until they start teaching that a uterus is a vessel owned by a man. Because they are getting close.
"You're attacking me"!? Wow, that little trans terrorist should stop scaring tiny white men by being all terrifying in their faces. Rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically.
I drink well water as a kid and have a mouthful of fillings to prove it. Hey, sheeple, fluoridation works!
Also if transphobes want to restrict use of bathrooms maybe they should also require all public facilities have unisex. bathrooms.
Hopefully you're OK in the physical act of love. At least the purity of your essence is undefiled.
[Dr. Strangelove references -- if you've never seen it, it's more than worth your time.]
>Presumably she was also carrying other tools of the terrorist trade such as “water bottles” and “snacks.”
Nearly 100% of trans people have ingested water! I drank water as a kid and it turned me trans! Wake up sheeple!
It's the fluoride! Fluoride causes the trans!
(I don't keep up with all this conspiracy theories, this could be one already, and that just makes me sad)
It's really hard to tell anymore, isn't it.
I wouldn’t want to be Lena’s prey either!
FUCK! THEM! UP!
Now I'm wondering how many horror movie titles I just didn't recognize as such in this post.
A lot.
I had open a list of the 200 best horror movies as I wrote this and worked in as many as possible.
You weren't being "attacked" you worthless asswipe. You were being "confronted" by a constituent whose child is being directly harmed by policies you advocate.
Anything short of ass-kissing is an attack to these witless pigfuckers.
C’mon man! Even pigs have some standards!
Anybody got the lowdown on the trans-phobic music teacher?
There's only one music teacher listed on the school's website.
I'm just curious how they showed their ass.
Eeeeewww!
So am I.
Is there a video or at least a transcript of the encounter?
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Ta, CD! Who knew 8 yo’s could be so terrifying?! How will I even sleep tonight?!
"I have seen my enemy and it is an eight year old child."
I didn't bother googling meth gator. I assume it to be some fantastical creature that has fallen victim to all the meth being flushed down toilet's before or after crank consumption and they now have an aggressive, pissy attitude.
Super predators for the new century.
“Meth Gator” is the mascot of at least five Florida high schools.
gotta be a band ..
Pack of coked-up coyotes can be pretty fun too.
I assume it's a Cocaine Bear rip-off.
Oh, no. There have been REAL meth gators in Florida for decades in places where meth addicts and meth labs are rife.
I want to watch a film called "Skunkweed Sloth", which is 90 minutes of a very relaxed sloth not really doing much and certainly not terrorizing anything.
but is it wearing any pants?!?
Counting its toes over and over trying to resolve two or three.
So, just a normal sloth then.
Can you imagine them even more laid back?
The sloth is my spirit animal (like Homer is my spirit animation)
It's bats (my favorite animals outside of my kids and the pets that I have) instead of sloths and it's a livestream, but it's what I use sometimes to relax: https://explore.org/livecams/bats/flying-fox-bat-cam.
I think they also have a YouTube livestream? Someone here provided the link to the YouTube one and while it's been lost to a reboot ... it's so calming (unless you hate bats).
Perhaps a mini-series for the lethargic at heart.
Cowardly piece of shit to call a conversation an 'attack' when he's fundraising by chumming Cristo-fascist hate waters by promising the blood of trans kids.
Oh my, and here I thought Meth Gator was off on some trip to nowhere...
The Meth Gator ... isn't that Florida State University's mascot?
I thought that was code for Matt Gaetz, or the way his name is pronounced in Floridian
A close relative of mine got their Master's from FSU. I know one anthro thing they studied was local religion - rattlesnake handlers.
Rattlesnakes have handles?
The handlers are the ones who put the handles on. Dangerous job.
They knew the job was dangerous when they took it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
only on the deluxe models.
I got my master's from FSU also. Not so much snake-handling, more intensive hospice and Alzheimer's care type things.
My mom went there, and was "encouraged" to let the basketball players cheat off of her tests.
Nowadays schools like that just have tutors do all the athletes' assignments, with less bother to the other students.
The American university focus on sportsball is ridiculous to me, but I'm not a fan.
Well it's sure as shit not gonna be Math Gator, is it?
It was supposed to be Math Gator, but they forgot to have English Lit Gator double-check the spelling.
Florida is really a pretty good public U. FSU is good, depending on your field. Stronger on science and medicine than you'd think, actually.
DeSantis is trying to destroy that. I always judged state school educations as strong. I have been reconsidering recently (though the hard-science stuff is more safe)*.
*Until they start teaching that a uterus is a vessel owned by a man. Because they are getting close.
Hopefully, Tiny D won't be able to ruin all education in Florida.
Not that he won't try.
PLEASE! That's U of F. FSU is our proud Seminole forebears. (With respect and permission!)
I stand corrected. I would not wish to disparage the proud Seminoles.
At the beginning of every game a person rides out on a horse and throws a spear down in the middle of the field as a challenge. It's pretty cool :)
I'm pretty sure that's what DeSantis's wife calls him in her emails to her friends.
Oh, sorry, like she actually has friends.
I can't imagine what she calls him now that she knows she's not going to be First Lady.
I thought that was Bath Salts Billy, the alligator which *will* eat your face
Florida
Trump, “Elise, they say it would make me look less heavy if you gained around 140 pounds”
Elise, “I’ll start eating right away sir”
Satire footnote (not calling her fat now, I’m saying she would do it to get the VP nod)
I am however, stating the obvious fact that Trump is an unhealthy obese slob of a man.
Later: Veep?!? Like a would pick a whale like you to be my vice president!