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Does she have any stock left (pun intended)?

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That was probably the easiest payday for anyone spreading their legs...

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"disco will never be over. It will always live in our minds and hearts."

Kind of like a musical corona virus, or the voices in a severely disturbed person's head.

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Now you know and I knowThat she ain't no goodShe wouldn't tell the truthEven if she couldLying is a habitShe'll practice wherever she goesShe may fool the Fox viewers,But she knows that we know -ht/ Jack White and Hank Williams, Sr.

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Grandma, whose promised demise is not a selling point with elderly Republicans, but seems to be quite the selling point with the young ones, which in turn makes me feel awfully relieved that my grandchildren aren't Republicans.

I'd guess that an inheritance, life insurance policy that's close to expiration (usually @ age 85-95) or both are involved. In other words: "When is Grandma gonna die already? We want a new car!"

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I hated it with the heat of a thousand suns. If it had a grave, I'd travel a long way just to take a dump on it.

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The operator might think that you hang out with sharks.

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First lawyers' rule in cross examinations.

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My employer has shuffled and rearranged everyone's schedules with the goal of having no more than 50 people there at any one time (in a facility about the size of a Walmart). It's quieter to the point of being rather eerie.

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McLagan is right: the real "deep state" (if any) is political operatives. On their 3rd very very unofficial Twitter accounts they must all laugh among themselves at everyone else.

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"47 percent of voters “strongly disapprove" of his dumb ass" cut to kemp calling the polling firm and asking " is there any way I could get the names of that 47%? I'm investigating some voter fraud"

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I know people are on about disco, but nobody listens to techno!https://youtu.be/rKq_MNU95p...

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You might as well say "I wouldn't jetski with this person to save my life!!!!". A lot less sexist.

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Coulter style?

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Or "ripe for the guillotine"?

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