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Have to add just a hint of tequila to get a Noonan. She saw a Mexican once, you know!

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Ewww. But, yeah it's true.

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Of course, my favorite incident was Schmucko revealing our troop movements on national tv. I was under the impression that he was yanked off the air after that.

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Jesus never said a thing about gays. It was those assholes Paul and Augustine.

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Wasn't this cretin yanked off the air after revealing our troop movements on national television? FOX: the "Patriotic" Channel.

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Nobody is better qualified to tell you how to have a successful marriage than someone's who had at least four failed ones.

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No, just expelled from the combat zone.

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No, but he was 'Jerry Rivers' back when it was thought that being identifiably Hispanic would be 'career limiting.' But later, when sounding a <i>little</i> furrin' became 'youthful and cool', he grew the mustache and he went back to being Geraldo.

That's our Jerry! Always the opportunist!

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So were the Ramones and the Pistols. Just sayin'.

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And the turtles! Don't forget sexxxytime with turtles!

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Oh, you can believe that dark hair, just like Reagan's, comes out of a bottle.

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Depends on how many miles were on the Soob.

And whether the TV was cable-ready.

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Bex, I wouldn't let Geraldo anywhere near your 41-year-old dick. Who knows what he's picked up after 40+ years of whoring around in TV 'journalism'.

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The Trixie Dicks

the illegitimate love child of Natalie Maines and Richard Milhouse

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I recall the term "trial marriage".

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3 upfists gets you a visit to the proctologist.

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