The last time we heard from potato-faced "sex" symbol Gerard Depardieu, he was peeing all over the aisle of an airplane because a stewardess didn't wash his socks or something.
Apparently they noticed enough to tell him to go and boil his bottom, or <a href="http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-europe-20691889" target="_blank">something</a>.
You have a point though, it&#039;s pretty sad when he&#039;s described <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/12\/16\/actor-gerard-depardieu-giving-up-french-passport-in-tax-controversy\/" target="_blank">as</a> &#039;&ldquo;Cyrano de Bergerac&rdquo; and &ldquo;Green Card&rdquo; star&#039;... uhhuh, and what has he done since 1990?
Given one of Belgium&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Manneken_Pis" target="_blank">most famous landmarks</a>, both his nose and his aviation habits suggest he&#039;ll fit right in.
Stupid Frog. Yes, I&#039;m qualified to say that.
Fucker has a lot of Gaul.
I wish he and France could just make Amiens.
I think that&#039;s a female between Depardieu and that other guy.
Like French films <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1188983\/business" target="_blank">count</a>! ;)
He&#039;s nowhere near rich enough for Monaco.
&quot;Now he is peeing on the entire nation of France&quot;
maybe they got stung by a jellyfish...
Apparently they noticed enough to tell him to go and boil his bottom, or <a href="http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-europe-20691889" target="_blank">something</a>.
You have a point though, it&#039;s pretty sad when he&#039;s described <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/12\/16\/actor-gerard-depardieu-giving-up-french-passport-in-tax-controversy\/" target="_blank">as</a> &#039;&ldquo;Cyrano de Bergerac&rdquo; and &ldquo;Green Card&rdquo; star&#039;... uhhuh, and what has he done since 1990?
Given one of Belgium&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Manneken_Pis" target="_blank">most famous landmarks</a>, both his nose and his aviation habits suggest he&#039;ll fit right in.
Think instead of the young Depardieu, 10 million croissants ago: <a href="http://www.kinolorber.com/v..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.kinolorber.com/video.php?id=1239">http://www.kinolorber.com/v... <a href="http://www.linternaute.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.linternaute.com/cinema/diaporama/06/ca...">http://www.linternaute.com/...
what about the waffles?
Especially if one of those cheeses is named &quot;Gerard Departdieu&quot;.
There seems to be an actual correlation between plumping up like a fat Marlon Brandon and then doing crazy shit like he did.
France bids adieu to Depardieu...
Always strike while the Irony is hot...