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Stupid Frog. Yes, I'm qualified to say that.

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Fucker has a lot of Gaul.

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I wish he and France could just make Amiens.

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I think that's a female between Depardieu and that other guy.

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Like French films <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1188983\/business" target="_blank">count</a>! ;)

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He's nowhere near rich enough for Monaco.

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"Now he is peeing on the entire nation of France"

maybe they got stung by a jellyfish...

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Apparently they noticed enough to tell him to go and boil his bottom, or <a href="http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-europe-20691889" target="_blank">something</a>.

You have a point though, it's pretty sad when he's described <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/12\/16\/actor-gerard-depardieu-giving-up-french-passport-in-tax-controversy\/" target="_blank">as</a> '“Cyrano de Bergerac” and “Green Card” star'... uhhuh, and what has he done since 1990?

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Given one of Belgium's <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Manneken_Pis" target="_blank">most famous landmarks</a>, both his nose and his aviation habits suggest he'll fit right in.

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Think instead of the young Depardieu, 10 million croissants ago: <a href="http://www.kinolorber.com/v..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.kinolorber.com/video.php?id=1239">http://www.kinolorber.com/v... <a href="http://www.linternaute.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.linternaute.com/cinema/diaporama/06/ca...">http://www.linternaute.com/...

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what about the waffles?

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Especially if one of those cheeses is named "Gerard Departdieu".

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There seems to be an actual correlation between plumping up like a fat Marlon Brandon and then doing crazy shit like he did.

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France bids adieu to Depardieu...

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Always strike while the Irony is hot...

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