Gere Up
* Rudy for prez: because he will never put a de-clawed ferret into his ass. [ Horse's Mouth ]
* Hillary changes private jets more often than you change underwear, even has the days sewn in them like you. [ NYP ]
* "The only thing that can save this country is a military coup." [ NRO ]
* Oprah gets on the Barry Hussein train. [ Newsmax ]
* Military took away the porn and now goes for the blogs. Way fight for fascism, fuckers. [ Wired ]
* The Speaker of the Palestinian Legislative Council would like to reiterate his point in case anyone is unsure: Death to America. [ Jerusalem Post ]
* Bill O'Reilly insults someone every 6.8 seconds. [ Romenesko ]