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bobbert's avatar

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fucking Ghost?

bobbert's avatar

I'm not sure about the mink coat on the sidelines. Mink coat, yes. On the sidelines, not sure -- I didn't pay a lot of attention to the AFL. Pantyhose commercials, you betcha. Joe was nothing if not self-confident.

artem1s's avatar

Dr. Frank Ryan libel! <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Ryan_%28Americ...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... god no wonder Cleveland sucks at sportsballs

Lot_49's avatar

If he'd just clobbered his girlfriend, he'd still be on the team.

Lot_49's avatar

Not to mention their settlement with injured former players that was so lousy the judge threw it out.

schmannity's avatar

So the Vikings get to keep their report in the closet.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Don't forget the mandatory "The coach was just trying to make them into MEN! Not soft little [insert misognyistic slur of choice]. Next you'll want [insert sexist remark i.e. "wearing skirts"]."

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>“We should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows.” </i>

There have to be easier ways to tell people you had the locker room dream again.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Everybody on this site would like to fuck this gorgeous hunk, and everybody on Faux would like to fuck him over.

What with the way the news has been today, I'm about to reach my Daily Recommended Allowance of the use of the word "fuck."

Shit.