Former Minnesota Vikings Sportsball Human Chris Kluwe announced today that he and the team had reached an agreement to settle a lawsuit filed by Kluwe in the wake of his firing last year and a subsequent article he wrote accusing the Vikings of tolerating a culture of homophobia. Under the settlement, Kluwe, the team's former "puntsman," will receive no money himself, but the Vikings will "donate an undisclosed amount to five charities over the next five years to benefit LGBT and anti-hate groups, and will sponsor a fundraiser."
I'm not sure about the mink coat on the sidelines. Mink coat, yes. On the sidelines, not sure -- I didn't pay a lot of attention to the AFL. Pantyhose commercials, you betcha. Joe was nothing if not self-confident.
Don't forget the mandatory "The coach was just trying to make them into MEN! Not soft little [insert misognyistic slur of choice]. Next you'll want [insert sexist remark i.e. "wearing skirts"]."
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fucking Ghost?
I'm not sure about the mink coat on the sidelines. Mink coat, yes. On the sidelines, not sure -- I didn't pay a lot of attention to the AFL. Pantyhose commercials, you betcha. Joe was nothing if not self-confident.
Dr. Frank Ryan libel! <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Ryan_%28Americ...">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... god no wonder Cleveland sucks at sportsballs
If he&#039;d just clobbered his girlfriend, he&#039;d still be on the team.
Not to mention their settlement with injured former players that was so lousy the judge threw it out.
So the Vikings get to keep their report in the closet.
Don&#039;t forget the mandatory &quot;The coach was just trying to make them into MEN! Not soft little [insert misognyistic slur of choice]. Next you&#039;ll want [insert sexist remark i.e. &quot;wearing skirts&quot;].&quot;
<i>&ldquo;We should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows.&rdquo; </i>
There have to be easier ways to tell people you had the locker room dream again.
Everybody on this site would like to fuck this gorgeous hunk, and everybody on Faux would like to fuck him over.
What with the way the news has been today, I&#039;m about to reach my Daily Recommended Allowance of the use of the word &quot;fuck.&quot;
Shit.