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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hmmmm....the irony is strong in this one.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, to be fair, "Star Wars Missile Defense" combined with "Just Say No" and "Nicaraguans are an extreme threat to US security" is far more nonsense than just "Clean Coal" alone. Raygun had a lot of shit to juggle.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is very forward thinking! Kind of like how all of my porn is now on the internet, instead of old magazines under the mattress.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Burning coal is just putting the carbon back in the atmosphere, which is where it was in the first place. We're actually restoring the world to it's original condition! Lots of CO2, no oxygen . . . no animal life . . . umm, actually, maybe this back-to-nature business is over-rated.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Seems a cruel joke that they have tons of it in Texas and Arizona and Florida, doesn't it?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/img.bollywoodsargam.com\/albumsbolly\/Priyanka_Chopra\/Priyanka_Chopra_BollywoodSargam_hot_387841.jpg" target="_blank">Prianka Chopra </a> ftw.

Her cousin <a href="http:\/\/www.telugunow.com\/wp-content\/gallery\/meera-chopra-latest-hot-photos_1\/meera-chopra-hot-05.jpg" target="_blank">Meera </a> ain't too shabby either... if we ever clone humans, this family's ridiculous DNA goes to the front of the line.

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bobbert's avatar

No, they're just reducing their own electricity bill.

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bobbert's avatar

Oddly enough, that just sounds like a good idea.

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Mahousu's avatar

Do not tell Doc Zoom that Twilight Sparkle is only a fantasy.

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diogenez's avatar

Reagan wishes that he had come up with the whopping fraud called "Clean Coal." He had to settle for that lousy "Star Wars" missile defense, instead.

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