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Jared James's avatar

Would anyone be able to tell if it had already happened?

Incoming Ham's avatar

I will see your argle and raise you a bargle.

malsperanza's avatar

I was all set to name Edward Snowdon as my man of the year, but I just changed it to Larry "ACLU" Klayman. What's gonna happen when he finds out he was on the same side as them in his lawsuit?

chascates's avatar

And Orly Taitz wept.

Painter of Goats's avatar

After the interview, Mr. Klayman was seen licking his own eyebrow before he ate a spider and then time-stepped out the door.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Oh - and that dude on Good Morning America! You know who I mean - his name is....uh....you know...

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Obama’s a socialist</i>

There’s another word they want to use, but just can’t, so they start screaming things like SOCIALIST. Ask them what a socialist is, and they tell you ‘I dunno, but I think they like fried chicken'.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You stage a revolution with the Ghandi you have---not the Ghandi you might want or wish to have at a later time.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's not necessarily his pants that don't get put on.