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Jared James's avatar

Would anyone be able to tell if it had already happened?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I will see your argle and raise you a bargle.

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malsperanza's avatar

I was all set to name Edward Snowdon as my man of the year, but I just changed it to Larry "ACLU" Klayman. What's gonna happen when he finds out he was on the same side as them in his lawsuit?

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chascates's avatar

And Orly Taitz wept.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

After the interview, Mr. Klayman was seen licking his own eyebrow before he ate a spider and then time-stepped out the door.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Oh - and that dude on Good Morning America! You know who I mean - his name is....uh....you know...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Obama’s a socialist</i>

There’s another word they want to use, but just can’t, so they start screaming things like SOCIALIST. Ask them what a socialist is, and they tell you ‘I dunno, but I think they like fried chicken'.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You stage a revolution with the Ghandi you have---not the Ghandi you might want or wish to have at a later time.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Firefox + AdBlock = problem solved.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's not necessarily his pants that don't get put on.

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