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Would anyone be able to tell if it had already happened?

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I will see your argle and raise you a bargle.

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I was all set to name Edward Snowdon as my man of the year, but I just changed it to Larry "ACLU" Klayman. What's gonna happen when he finds out he was on the same side as them in his lawsuit?

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And Orly Taitz wept.

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After the interview, Mr. Klayman was seen licking his own eyebrow before he ate a spider and then time-stepped out the door.

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Oh - and that dude on Good Morning America! You know who I mean - his name is....uh....you know...

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<i>Obama’s a socialist</i>

There’s another word they want to use, but just can’t, so they start screaming things like SOCIALIST. Ask them what a socialist is, and they tell you ‘I dunno, but I think they like fried chicken'.

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You stage a revolution with the Ghandi you have---not the Ghandi you might want or wish to have at a later time.

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Firefox + AdBlock = problem solved.

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It's not necessarily his pants that don't get put on.

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