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As a kid, used to like the pies, until I read the ingredients list on a "cherry" pie. The expected collection of sugar, corn syrup, gums, preservatives, red dye #1, artificial cherry flavor ... and grapes. Not one fucking cherry.

On the front of the package: "Made With Real Fruit!"

Haven't touched one since.

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I seriously worry about what's in the water down there.

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There must be some way to let the knuckle-draggers know that their Bud is now made by InBev, a Eurocommie corporation.

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All clear-cut now.

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Do they still sell generic econo-beer? I doubt it would consistent from batch to batch, but if you're buying this, you aren't buying for the taste anyhow.

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Probably only when at a Marc Leder party.

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Their Boston Ale is my basic brew ... I always have a couple of cold ones in the fridge.

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I've been waiting for an opening, and that will have to do. <a href="http:\/\/thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com\/2012\/09\/18\/a-mood-of-gloom-afflicts-the-romney-campaign\/\?src=recg" target="_blank">From the NYT</a> :

As the campaign plane landed in Dallas on Tuesday night, Mr. Romney got on the intercom to welcome home two reporters whose families live in Texas, one from CNN, the other from NBC News. He said he was sorry to miss a planned pool party that one of the reporters planned to hold in the evening. “I was a little offended not to be invited for <strike>gobbler</strike> cobbler,” he said, playfully.

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I want those bitches to post the video of them crying their eyes out at about 11 pm November 6.

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Amazing how well despair and amusement combine, don't ya think?

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Trying to suppress the dumb vote? Not a winning strategy for the GOP.

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Easy math for Chik Fil A:

Love of money > Hate for gay

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Furious wingnuts will stop buying Dos Equis. They will also stop buying Jay-Z's music.

Can the Republic survive these cosmic blows to interstate commerce?

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