You know what's annoying about cicadas? The obsessive, myopic coverage they're getting in the Washington Post, that's what. Who gives a fuck about Brood X? The Post is destroying more trees than the locusts ever could -- and at least the bugs are getting some nourishment out of it. We assume there's some sort of Sadr-like dictum to reference the creatures paper-wide, because even the sports section has gotten into it: "Through six weeks of the MLS season, D.C. United's attack has been like a brood of cicadas: noisy and annoying but ultimately harmless." Ha ha! Original!
Get Them Off of Me!
Get Them Off of Me!
Get Them Off of Me!
You know what's annoying about cicadas? The obsessive, myopic coverage they're getting in the Washington Post, that's what. Who gives a fuck about Brood X? The Post is destroying more trees than the locusts ever could -- and at least the bugs are getting some nourishment out of it. We assume there's some sort of Sadr-like dictum to reference the creatures paper-wide, because even the sports section has gotten into it: "Through six weeks of the MLS season, D.C. United's attack has been like a brood of cicadas: noisy and annoying but ultimately harmless." Ha ha! Original!