Get Your George W. Bush Commemorative Items!
If you've wondered what theWashington Timesmight be doing for the next eight years, these selections from the oddball paper's online store suggest the Moonie pamphlet will start offering all sorts ofotherstuff nobody wants, such as this President Bush Commemorative Cigar and W. Commemorative Book -- a coffee-table sized shame-box apparently featuring washed-out pictures of Bush Junior grimacing and flinching as his henchmen actually ruined the world. Well hey, whatever it takes to keep our Liz Glover gainfully employed! [ Washington Times' Bush Store ]