Hey Wonknesians who happen to be boys or ladies who happen to have boy children (do not yell at us about gender constructs because this whole event was not our idea), have you been feeling like your mother-son relationship lacks closeness?
Actually, several members of Congress live in the basement of the Capitol, including the entire Republican caucus of Indiana. Most people don't know this because they only come out during the dark of the moon.
My goodness, Chick-fil-a ... are they still around? That whole Stop Gay Marriage thing is so quaint and Olde Timey. Here are the nations that have legalized same-sex marriage or are about to:
Argentina Belgium Brazil Canada Denmark France Iceland Mexico The Netherlands New Zealand Norway Portugal Spain South Africa Sweden United States Uruguay
When I was a little boy, my mama took me to see the movie Peter Pan. Just the two of us. It was a special night that I will never forget. In her wisdom, though, she didn't refer to it as a "date night." Does everything have to turn into a Greek play with you, conservatives?
A take home booklet with questions like: "If you were to redecorate your room, would you paint it pink?", "Is Jesus your lord and savior?","Did he ride a dinosaur?", "Is daddy playing tongue hockey with the babysitter?", "Do you know how to make mummy a pitcher of martinis?"
You take the one with the turban.
Actually, several members of Congress live in the basement of the Capitol, including the entire Republican caucus of Indiana. Most people don't know this because they only come out during the dark of the moon.
Well-played.
My goodness, Chick-fil-a ... are they still around? That whole Stop Gay Marriage thing is so quaint and Olde Timey. Here are the nations that have legalized same-sex marriage or are about to:
Argentina Belgium Brazil Canada Denmark France Iceland Mexico The Netherlands New Zealand Norway Portugal Spain South Africa Sweden United States Uruguay
When I was a little boy, my mama took me to see the movie Peter Pan. Just the two of us. It was a special night that I will never forget. In her wisdom, though, she didn't refer to it as a "date night." Does everything have to turn into a Greek play with you, conservatives?
They belong to the wives who shop from the ads in the back of Parade Magazine.
"...Mother, Please <grin>"
Yes, but tell me how you feel about your mother...
(Freudian Schtick)
Oedipus smedipus...as long as you love your mother.
And Judas said, 'me so hungry, me eat you long time".
So if I put on a dress and kidnap some little boy I can get a free chicken sammich? Done and done.
A take home booklet with questions like: "If you were to redecorate your room, would you paint it pink?", "Is Jesus your lord and savior?","Did he ride a dinosaur?", "Is daddy playing tongue hockey with the babysitter?", "Do you know how to make mummy a pitcher of martinis?"
Cersei and boiling oil.... I like the way you think!!
The kid's name is Brooks. Condemned from birth.
M m mom?
Damn. I had just grabbed the same lyrics when I saw your post. Gotta love Tom Lehrer, though.....