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ShrillKitty's avatar

So Ben Shapiro takes a valuable commodity and shoves it up his own asshole for no reason on Twitter, is what you're saying?

Yeah, that tracks.

wobbly's avatar

Hard act to follow, though.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

The lesson here seems to be that if you treat the WH press corps professionally, they'll respond by being childish, unnecessarily confrontational assholes.

Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

Not with laser-shooting eyeballs.

Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

Two people met on the street for one minute, "was a major deal made"?

Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

They really hate unemployment.

wobbly's avatar

Bill Clinton rigged the 2016 election in two minutes on the tarmac with the AG.

wobbly's avatar

Wish they'd try it sometime.

Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

Wow I am just learning about the Havana syndrome.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

I'm legit starting to wonder if Republicans don't have the better media strategy.

Harbinger08's avatar

She only agreed at the beginning to do this gig for a year or so to get things going right at the beginning. She has already done the WH communications director/spokeperson gig thing more than once and she wants to get back to her other stuff. And she and her husband have two little kids. Even a year and a half in DC is a big sacrifice for the fam. Fuck it, I wouldn't do it at all. Not even to save America, which by the way is over 40% assholes it turns out.

wobbly's avatar

Tee hee, Joe's not having second thoughts on taxing the rich, jobs report be damned!

Random's avatar

I believe that would make you a motherfucking legend.

wobbly's avatar

Press: "People are saying..."Jen: "Name one!"

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

PSTW Ben Roades has been talking about this a lot