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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I bet he coughs up fewer hairballs than the Donald, too

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PsycWench's avatar

I really meant "smoke and pen knives".

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PubOption's avatar

I suspect that 'push' should be 'putsch', but someone's spell check didn't like the longer word.

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schmannity's avatar

Which carcass is rotting faster, Breitbart or the Republican House?

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PubOption's avatar

I thought NBA players were good at shooting, especially outside strip clubs.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's why the rest of us are smiling

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Wall Street economists?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You can see why Breitbart chooses to remain dead.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's only half-way to being a GOP senator.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can people die from bad hair? Just wondering.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Brain slugs.*

*Brain slugs on a diet that is.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm sure that all this smoke and daggers bullshit will help lead the country out of the recession.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Lurve the picture. Makes a nice visual aid for why alcohol became illegal at one point

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