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I bet he coughs up fewer hairballs than the Donald, too

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I really meant "smoke and pen knives".

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I suspect that 'push' should be 'putsch', but someone's spell check didn't like the longer word.

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Which carcass is rotting faster, Breitbart or the Republican House?

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I thought NBA players were good at shooting, especially outside strip clubs.

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that's why the rest of us are smiling

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Wall Street economists?

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You can see why Breitbart chooses to remain dead.

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He's only half-way to being a GOP senator.

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Can people die from bad hair? Just wondering.

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Brain slugs.*

*Brain slugs on a diet that is.

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I'm sure that all this smoke and daggers bullshit will help lead the country out of the recession.

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Lurve the picture. Makes a nice visual aid for why alcohol became illegal at one point

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