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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I bet he coughs up fewer hairballs than the Donald, too

PsycWench's avatar

I really meant "smoke and pen knives".

PubOption's avatar

I suspect that 'push' should be 'putsch', but someone's spell check didn't like the longer word.

schmannity's avatar

Which carcass is rotting faster, Breitbart or the Republican House?

PubOption's avatar

I thought NBA players were good at shooting, especially outside strip clubs.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's why the rest of us are smiling

Chris Grrr's avatar

Wall Street economists?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You can see why Breitbart chooses to remain dead.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's only half-way to being a GOP senator.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Can people die from bad hair? Just wondering.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Brain slugs.*

*Brain slugs on a diet that is.

PsycWench's avatar

I'm sure that all this smoke and daggers bullshit will help lead the country out of the recession.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Lurve the picture. Makes a nice visual aid for why alcohol became illegal at one point