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Or, you know, the Order of the Eastern Star?

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Belatedly, win.

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Journalism is, sadly, as dead as Breitbart.

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Queda Mark Qrusaders

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Even Aqua Buddha makes fun of Aquaman.

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"The Base"

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Remulac, right?

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You could follow donnaj590's lead: Write some unintelligible crap, and insert your word of desire anywhere therein.

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In this country, it doesn't.

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All their recipes give me explosive diarrhea.

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Riley knows.

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I'd rather get my news from Americans Who Love Accuracy first and foremost. Loving freedom is safely assumed of anyone who doesn't have profound brain damage.

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Pathetic.

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I like the Righteous Harmonious Fists. Not Islamic but certainly strange.

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Riley might like the title, but I don't think he would like to hold the position.

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Splitter!

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