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No Taxation Without Coleslaw Representation!!

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You might just get yourself Tor a new asshole!

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Holy fuck.

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If someone were to buy this poor put-upon citizen of the how-to-begrudge-most-cuntishly brigade a sammich, would he fucking shut his sad pathetic whine hole?

I call that a good investment.

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Why, yes. You've got it.

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So much for your dreams of ever being hired by Grandpa Andy's Conservalogic Emporium and Morgue. If you hate immigrants and Muslins enough, though, there may still be a place for you at Twitchy or the American De-thinker.

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Dangit...yer right.

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Maybe he is Muslin they hate pulled pork sammiches too also

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First event: Jumping to Conclusions.

Then comes The Leap of Faith.

I think the next one is Skipping Reality.

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The Hearst family?

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OT: Today it may not be a good idea to use the Wonkette handle "Dread Pirate Roberts."

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I don't know about y'all, but my boss would immediately have reached into her desk and offered him a requisition form all filled out for a hose.

To clean the sand out of his vagina.

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I think you misunderestimate the level of American idiocy, and the willingness of very, very rich people to give them money.

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Is that the one where they spin and gyrate on the Pommel Chicken?

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WIC?

Well, they <i>used to.</i>

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Mike Flynn can eat a shit sammich.

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