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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

No Taxation Without Coleslaw Representation!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You might just get yourself Tor a new asshole!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If someone were to buy this poor put-upon citizen of the how-to-begrudge-most-cuntishly brigade a sammich, would he fucking shut his sad pathetic whine hole?

I call that a good investment.

bobbert's avatar

Why, yes. You've got it.

Jared James's avatar

So much for your dreams of ever being hired by Grandpa Andy's Conservalogic Emporium and Morgue. If you hate immigrants and Muslins enough, though, there may still be a place for you at Twitchy or the American De-thinker.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Maybe he is Muslin they hate pulled pork sammiches too also

TundraGrifter's avatar

First event: Jumping to Conclusions.

Then comes The Leap of Faith.

I think the next one is Skipping Reality.

TundraGrifter's avatar

OT: Today it may not be a good idea to use the Wonkette handle "Dread Pirate Roberts."

Jared James's avatar

I don't know about y'all, but my boss would immediately have reached into her desk and offered him a requisition form all filled out for a hose.

To clean the sand out of his vagina.

Ikimizi's avatar

I think you misunderestimate the level of American idiocy, and the willingness of very, very rich people to give them money.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is that the one where they spin and gyrate on the Pommel Chicken?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

WIC?

Well, they <i>used to.</i>

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mike Flynn can eat a shit sammich.