Mike Flynn, writing at Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Maximum Security Facility for the Criminally Butt-Hurt, has discovered that there are establishments in Washington DC that are offering SOCIALISMS to furloughed government workers, in the form of a delicious cocktail or a
No Taxation Without Coleslaw Representation!!
You might just get yourself Tor a new asshole!
If someone were to buy this poor put-upon citizen of the how-to-begrudge-most-cuntishly brigade a sammich, would he fucking shut his sad pathetic whine hole?
I call that a good investment.
Why, yes. You&#039;ve got it.
So much for your dreams of ever being hired by Grandpa Andy&#039;s Conservalogic Emporium and Morgue. If you hate immigrants and Muslins enough, though, there may still be a place for you at Twitchy or the American De-thinker.
Maybe he is Muslin they hate pulled pork sammiches too also
First event: Jumping to Conclusions.
Then comes The Leap of Faith.
I think the next one is Skipping Reality.
The Hearst family?
OT: Today it may not be a good idea to use the Wonkette handle &quot;Dread Pirate Roberts.&quot;
I don&#039;t know about y&#039;all, but my boss would immediately have reached into her desk and offered him a requisition form all filled out for a hose.
To clean the sand out of his vagina.
I think you misunderestimate the level of American idiocy, and the willingness of very, very rich people to give them money.
Is that the one where they spin and gyrate on the Pommel Chicken?
Well, they <i>used to.</i>
Mike Flynn can eat a shit sammich.