Actual history information: some maybe-newly-discovered postwar interview notes with Adolf Hitler's doctors have turned up that have led Ghost Breitbart and the Washington Examiner to the Perfectly Reasonable Conclusion that Adolf Hitler was an obviously fogget.
Springtime for pooter in Germany.
Yes! And Russian boys are REALLY cute, BTW
Does it bleed when you shoot it?
Hold it in too long and you get the Trotskys.
To be fair, by BlightFart standards, this story is incredibly well-researched and fully supported by citations to authoritative and original sources.
And kinda dead.
It's certainly burning!
He just wanted to see if Paris Is Burning or not.
But if you're holding it in, you're Stalin.
Paris = Dog.Shit.Every.Where.
Funny how when average people go all evil monster, it's an exception.
But when anyone from any minority group is the villian, it's the rule.
Best news I've read all day. Mainly for the non-zombie apocalypse aspect.
I thought that guys name was Herb Tarlek or somesuch...
Roger deBris? (just closed our production of The Producers yesterday!)
Springtime for Hitler in Germany....
The Catholic Church?