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Dude -- it was tasteless. If there's anything Wonkette insists on, it's good taste.

The Quirk's avatar

Just read about it. Shitty fucking Monday.

bobbert's avatar

Been waiting all day for that?

Jared James's avatar

Human being? That was a Blah!

Jared James's avatar

Clearly, Ms Johnson--if that is her real name--doesn't have the proper respect for journalistic integrity. Why, if Breitbart were still alive, Michael Brown wouldn't be the story; the tragic involvement of Al Sharpton, Socialist Enemy No. 4, would be. And if we're going to condemn the coverage of this story, why, we're condemning the entire Fourth Estate! I don't have to sit here and listen to her badmouth the <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ROxvT8KKdFw" target="_blank">entire American system!</a>

Jared James's avatar

Dick Pryor was already gone. Now the genie poofed into the big brass lamp in the sky. Adios, laughs of childhood.

If this is what adulthood's like, I want out.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Didn't I just read something about a series of peaceful dignity marches in North Carolina?

Of course not! There was no violence, no riot and no looting!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Callyson beat me to it (above)!

White folks only riot and loot over important shit - like sportsball game victories!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Private properties are people, my friend.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

The pentagon is giving out all sorts of this shit now, to any two-bit military or police department that asks (and even some that aren't asking). "Low mileage MRAP! Only driven in the desert! These prices are <i>insane</i>!"

bobbert's avatar

There are some strange {roy's horse} words in the robot censor.

Lot_49's avatar

It's part of our <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0697679\/quotes" target="_blank">lifestyle</a> !

Lot_49's avatar

All right, now I feel something I never thought I could: sympathy for Queen Elizabeth.

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There was one hell of a race riot in Tulsa in 1921. Those black people were just . . . oh, wait....

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That pepper spray ain't gonna get into people's eyes by itself!