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That quote appears to have spawned <a href="http:\/\/en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Mark_Twain#Truth" target="_blank">many imitators</a>.

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I don't know... it's probably a close race as to whether Leahy prefers <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=QovWJpL-EgU" target="_blank">Mountain Dew and Cheetos</a> or booze and hotpants.

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Huh, and now I know how The Velvet Underground got their name. Wonket = Edukashun!

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Hooker libel! the fact is, that male hooker was already dead when Andy penetrated him

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My favorite soft-core college book is the classic "Campus Tramp." It was set in my hometown of Yellow Springs, Ohio. Those are the Antioch College towers on the cover. And it may have been written by a famous author.

The story in town (spread by those who couldn't get their hands on a copy, as it is rather rare) was the characters were named for dorms but that really isn't true.

Still my fav. For old times' sake.

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I did my best on Amazon, ripping one of his "history" books a new one.

It didn't work.

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Roughly since they <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Marie_Curie#Death" target="_blank">found out</a> it can cause cancer, or something.

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That will be challenging for Sean Bean, as he has to die early in both.

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Comic sans MS, too.

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Which, sadly, I would happily purchase.

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Brietfart: The Nancy Grace of the Tea Party. I'm sure he was buried wearing a woman's pant suit. Prove me wrong bitches.

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I much prefer the Patrick Leahy <em>without</em> a leading Michael.

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May I have your attention please? Andrew Breitbart is still dead.

And I never get tired of mentioning that.

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GoB calls that "SOP".

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"Here ... use my razor." --Occam

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Well, if they're four very small parts, it probably has a comfortable familiarity to regular visitors.

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