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How are you not stabby every day?

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We never discuss politics.

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I had a boyfriend like that once. Although I did engage him on climate change. He kind of came around. It took years. I haven't called him since November 2016.

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Want to see how I really feel about all this?!Why please, come take a look...https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I do discuss politics with his more liberal family members on social media and it annoys him, but screw that. I don't need his consent to talk about anything but his medical conditions.

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That's got to be stressful for you at some level. When I got married nearly 40 years ago, my husband and I were of like Democratic progressive mind. By the time we divorced he went full right wing war hawk, now Trump supporter. But he had developed bi-polar disease with psychotic mania. During one of his breaks with reality he thought he was solving the middle east crisis and was on the phone with Dubya saving the world from Saddam. Also thought the cats were leaking radiation. He did not harm the cats thank god. And those are the milder aspects of the story.

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Now that's a real A'merkin!

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That's a bad, bad flashback

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[Consults Wonkette stylebook]

The answer to every "Who else?" question was already used by Chemical. See above.

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Thank Newt Gingrich for that little tic.

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That Edgar Allan Poe description of Stephen Miller is still cracking me up.

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Every time you feel your gorge rising, drink!

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That describes pretty much 80% of Trump's tweeting. (The rest is ellipsis or as Stephen Colbert says, "Dot dot dot.")

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It would just solidify support among the deplorables and make the Karens hold their nose while the vote for him anyway because soshalizms.

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