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TundraGrifter's avatar

The only law firm that will handle that case is Smith & Wesson.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Because the pricks are on the outside?

(Thank you Tom Wolfe!)

schmannity's avatar

I forget the second half: Ben Quayle astride.

fuflans's avatar

apparently downfisty McAsshole is a wonkette fan.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As if! When John Ashcroft was Attorney General, he considered background check documents so unimportant he ordered them shredded immediately after processing. To him "well-regulated" did not include a single piece of paper.

schmannity's avatar

Have you hugged your gun today?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I saw what you did there.

fuflans's avatar

WI and TX aren't out of the game yet.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Colt Arms -- made in Hartford Connecticut, home of eastern elitism and Joe-Mentum.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Next week: Arizona State Penis! Nominations anyone?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm happy for Arizona that all those pesky economic and jobs problems are solved, so they can spend some quality time on birther bills, defunding stuff and gun shopping.

schmannity's avatar

Already taken. Congrats AK.

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The Governor, legs akimbo?