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TundraGrifter's avatar

The only law firm that will handle that case is Smith & Wesson.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Because the pricks are on the outside?

(Thank you Tom Wolfe!)

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schmannity's avatar

I forget the second half: Ben Quayle astride.

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fuflans's avatar

apparently downfisty McAsshole is a wonkette fan.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

As if! When John Ashcroft was Attorney General, he considered background check documents so unimportant he ordered them shredded immediately after processing. To him "well-regulated" did not include a single piece of paper.

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schmannity's avatar

Have you hugged your gun today?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I saw what you did there.

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fuflans's avatar

WI and TX aren't out of the game yet.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Colt Arms -- made in Hartford Connecticut, home of eastern elitism and Joe-Mentum.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Next week: Arizona State Penis! Nominations anyone?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'm happy for Arizona that all those pesky economic and jobs problems are solved, so they can spend some quality time on birther bills, defunding stuff and gun shopping.

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schmannity's avatar

Already taken. Congrats AK.

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schmannity's avatar

The Governor, legs akimbo?

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