Arizona finally made it official: It married a gun. Jan Brewer signed the infamous bill naming the Colt Single Action Army Revolver the state's official gun yesterday. Congratulations! We're so happy for you crazy kids (and we mean crazy ). It was surely a beautiful ceremony attended by many and their guns, and although Arizona is not exactly a virgin when it comes to guns, we're sure it had an exciting night of sex with its new gun. The event, however, was marred by the absence of Gabrielle Giffords. Why didn't she show up to the ceremony? Is she just bitter? Why can't she just be
As if! When John Ashcroft was Attorney General, he considered background check documents so unimportant he ordered them shredded immediately after processing. To him "well-regulated" did not include a single piece of paper.
I'm happy for Arizona that all those pesky economic and jobs problems are solved, so they can spend some quality time on birther bills, defunding stuff and gun shopping.
The only law firm that will handle that case is Smith & Wesson.
Because the pricks are on the outside?
(Thank you Tom Wolfe!)
I forget the second half: Ben Quayle astride.
apparently downfisty McAsshole is a wonkette fan.
As if! When John Ashcroft was Attorney General, he considered background check documents so unimportant he ordered them shredded immediately after processing. To him "well-regulated" did not include a single piece of paper.
Have you hugged your gun today?
I saw what you did there.
WI and TX aren't out of the game yet.
Colt Arms -- made in Hartford Connecticut, home of eastern elitism and Joe-Mentum.
Next week: Arizona State Penis! Nominations anyone?
I'm happy for Arizona that all those pesky economic and jobs problems are solved, so they can spend some quality time on birther bills, defunding stuff and gun shopping.
Already taken. Congrats AK.
The Governor, legs akimbo?