169 Comments
User's avatar
Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Just a Firefly reference. Firefly lives on in our hearts. In the meantime, I'll be in my bunk.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Hurricane slurpy machine or GTFO!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

IK,R? And the machine is all out of tickets by the time I figure out where to "take a number".

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The GOP should just nominate Hillz, pull their pants down, and bend over. What's taking them so damn long?

Doug Langley's avatar

Take away a kid's Star Trek, Lost in Space, Get Smart, Wild Wild West, and Batman, and you've made an enemy for life.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I thought that was a prerequisite to even be a Republican.

La forza del  resistino's avatar

anyone who's last name sounds like it ends in ick should revisit their aspirations.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Remember to bring from home an empty Quaker Oats carton and a blunt nose scissors!

Courser's avatar

King of the Morons! I love it. I think it's brilliant. Game of Thrones for King of the Morons! Only almost as painful!

Courser's avatar

Holy Christ! The last time I heard Pat Boone sing (and it was a loooooong time ago) the guy must have gone completely tone deaf. I don't think he hit a single correct note. Then again there were so many bad ones it'd be hard recognize the good one(s).

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

I'm not even sure what it really is. "art"? protest? just kinky fun?

Left Coast Tom's avatar

I'm sure "kids" just might find the sight of Republicans rioting in the streets of Cleveland more interesting than Justin Bieber (offer not valid for "kids" living in Cleveland). Not sure why Kasich thinks they'll be impressed.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Only if it's been more than 4 hours.

Querolous's avatar

Guess why this popcorn is green

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

The "rolling roll call of the states" speeches are the worst. I tried listening to that fucking bullshit once, and only massive alcohol consumption was able to dull the pain. I've never felt so stabby in my life.