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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

An African American volunteer poll watcher here in Tallahassee, FL, the state capital, was harassed by De Santis folks. Whether they were sent by De Santis or whether they are his plain ol' followers isn't clear. Her task was to report such incidents to the local Democratic Party. Democratic volunteers showed up asap, and the De Santis people took off, no doubt in their busted-up pickup trucks. THIS is what Ron De Santis has to offer FL. So, if you're looking for a racist b@st@rd as FL's governor, De Santis is your piece of filth.

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Alpaca suitcase's avatar

Pretty awesome. He's like the closest I've seen IRL to Luther, Obama's anger translator.

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thewendyb's avatar

I monied my Wonkette not just cause ssghe awesome.She is also CORRECT.Join me in giving the $5 thank you.

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HarryButtle's avatar

Hey, I'm in AZ so I feel your pain.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Believe me, it's appreciated.

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Zannah Merrill's avatar

That was just beautiful. I’ve finally found my hall pass.

I mean damn.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Just doing my part to keep your weight down.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Same here.

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BKLYNQNS30's avatar

DRINK THIS TEA!

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just_jim's avatar

Please! It's obvious! Ted Cruz's father did em all.

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just_jim's avatar

Great article but I take article with one sentence. "You get all caught up in the poetry, you almost forget Gillum had just ripped out his opponent's spine and showed it to him"There is no evidence that DeSantis ever had a spine.

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ahughes798's avatar

LBJ had a nice turn of phrase, when he wanted to.

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ahughes798's avatar

And Molotov.

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johnnyandroidseed's avatar

Hey, we the people of South Carolina, take umbrage at your ridicule of the way we speak.

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Deeply Annoyed's avatar

All those pipe bombs, and not ONE comes to our house! What are we? Chopped liver?

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