Girls Gone Wild

From a forthcoming TV Guide interview with Laura Bush:

TV Guide: Hypothetically, let's say your daughters come home one day and say, "Mom, a TV producer wants to follow us around and make a reality show about us. But we want your blessing."

Bush: It's not hypothetical.

Laura Bush's Press Secretary Gordon Johndroe: They have gotten a couple of offers.

Bush: They really have? I thought we just heard that.

Johndroe: Two different production houses sent offers in. [Johndroe later said he turned them both down.]

Bush: The girls wouldn't come to me and say, "Can I have your blessing?" They would say, "We definitely do not want to do this."

And then they would tell her they didn't come home last night because they were staying at a friend's house and they would have called but the cell phone reception was bad and that mark on Jenna's neck is from a curling iron.