Back when rat-faced 9/11 pornographer Rudy Giuliani was just another cross-dressing sleazebag New York politician kicked out of his house for banging his mistress, the only two people who would take him in were two kindly homosexual gentlemen. And so, for months, Rudy Giuliani was the third leg of this curious tripod: a supposedly straight, serial-marrying power-mad big city mayor sharing an apartment with two nice gay men -- sort of like
I wonder what Rudy’s answering machine message is like? *Cue some cheesy flash back music*
Hi. This is Rudy Giuliani the man who single handily saved New York City from the terrorists on 9/11. I can’t come to phone right now because I’m either killing Bin Laden again or rehearsing for an off, off, off Broadway production of Spring Time for Stalin. Leave a message after the tune!
*A few measures of 9 to 5 from Dolly Parton plays…. BEEEEEEP!*
Or better yet, roommate ->Rudy: "Fuck You!"
Dear Former Roommates: you are no longer needed, so piss off.
-Rudy.
A large contribution to my campaign could change this; however I am not sure at this time what I might be campaigning for.
Naw, just a foot fetishist.
I can't tell. I've gouged my eyes out. Again! When will you top posting these pictures wonkette?
Spend several days in a tanning booth, and then run as an independent.
I wonder what Rudy’s answering machine message is like? *Cue some cheesy flash back music*
Hi. This is Rudy Giuliani the man who single handily saved New York City from the terrorists on 9/11. I can’t come to phone right now because I’m either killing Bin Laden again or rehearsing for an off, off, off Broadway production of Spring Time for Stalin. Leave a message after the tune!
*A few measures of 9 to 5 from Dolly Parton plays…. BEEEEEEP!*
now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of new york.
He forgot to mention the caveat: first he has to be ordained a priest, and even the Catholic Church is too debauched for that.