Back when rat-faced 9/11 pornographer Rudy Giuliani was just another cross-dressing sleazebag New York politician kicked out of his house for banging his mistress, the only two people who would take him in were two kindly homosexual gentlemen.
I wonder what Rudy’s answering machine message is like? *Cue some cheesy flash back music*
Hi. This is Rudy Giuliani the man who single handily saved New York City from the terrorists on 9/11. I can’t come to phone right now because I’m either killing Bin Laden again or rehearsing for an off, off, off Broadway production of Spring Time for Stalin. Leave a message after the tune!
*A few measures of 9 to 5 from Dolly Parton plays…. BEEEEEEP!*
Or better yet, roommate ->Rudy: "Fuck You!"
Dear Former Roommates: you are no longer needed, so piss off.
-Rudy.
A large contribution to my campaign could change this; however I am not sure at this time what I might be campaigning for.
Naw, just a foot fetishist.
I can't tell. I've gouged my eyes out. Again! When will you top posting these pictures wonkette?
Spend several days in a tanning booth, and then run as an independent.
I wonder what Rudy’s answering machine message is like? *Cue some cheesy flash back music*
Hi. This is Rudy Giuliani the man who single handily saved New York City from the terrorists on 9/11. I can’t come to phone right now because I’m either killing Bin Laden again or rehearsing for an off, off, off Broadway production of Spring Time for Stalin. Leave a message after the tune!
*A few measures of 9 to 5 from Dolly Parton plays…. BEEEEEEP!*
now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of new york.
He forgot to mention the caveat: first he has to be ordained a priest, and even the Catholic Church is too debauched for that.