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Or better yet, roommate ->Rudy: "Fuck You!"

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Dear Former Roommates: you are no longer needed, so piss off.

-Rudy.

A large contribution to my campaign could change this; however I am not sure at this time what I might be campaigning for.

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Naw, just a foot fetishist.

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I can't tell. I've gouged my eyes out. Again! When will you top posting these pictures wonkette?

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Spend several days in a tanning booth, and then run as an independent.

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I wonder what Rudy’s answering machine message is like? *Cue some cheesy flash back music*

Hi. This is Rudy Giuliani the man who single handily saved New York City from the terrorists on 9/11. I can’t come to phone right now because I’m either killing Bin Laden again or rehearsing for an off, off, off Broadway production of Spring Time for Stalin. Leave a message after the tune!

*A few measures of 9 to 5 from Dolly Parton plays…. BEEEEEEP!*

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now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of new york.

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He forgot to mention the caveat: first he has to be ordained a priest, and even the Catholic Church is too debauched for that.

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