The problem with the Republican race for president, so far, is that there's just not enough of the "craven opportunist stunt candidate on the make who also has a dreadful personal life." Newt Gingrich just can't handle all of this by himself! And Donald Trump never needed the money. Is there somebody else kind of like Trump, in terms of being a sleazy New York gazillionaire who gets married every few years and also probably performs abortions for fun? Yes, there is Rudy Giuliani. There is
Not a problem. Rudy just has to flip 180 degrees, and claim to be pro-life. Problem solved!
Teabaggers have a really short attention span, and a profound impairment in long-term memory. (See: Romney, Mitt.) (See also: Economics, down, trickle.)
Yeah, John McCain's "maverickness" is really just contrarian spite. After 2000, he wanted to stick it to Bush; after 2008, he wants to stick it to Obama. He don't give a shit, he just wants to have a tantrum and "punish" the guys who had the temerity to beat him. FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!
I also got the impression with each of his maverick initiatives that it was less for the sake of principles and more for the Greater Glory of John McCain.
Republican mad libs!!!
What the country really needs is a corrupt former ______ who left his wife for _____.
(The GOP's winning formula this year.)
Greed.
"Plus she pulls a dress off better than Rudy."
Given the choice, sure, I&#039;d rather watch <i>her</i> pull a dress off -- but I still can&#039;t stand the woman.
I was thinking Eliot Spitzer. The GOP is handing out get-out-of-jail-free passes on sex scandals this year, so the timing could not be better.
I was really quite surprised there was no one yelling, &quot;motherfucker, get me some more weed!&quot;
That&#039;s a lot of heartland. He&#039;d have this cinched if he could impress the meth part of the heartland also.
I learn so much at Wonkette. With all that slime Rudy should feel right at home.
Margaret Carlson usually gets the credit for that gem: &ldquo;Like so many New Yorkers, Rudy Giuliani went to Florida to die.&rdquo;
Probably smaller bonuses than usual, like the AIG or Goldman execs. That&#039;s considered an awful thing, among the billionaire set.
Hey, if you can make $80 mil with a really bad Rapture schtick, imagine what you could rake in by scamming, skimming, and skinning the teabaggers!
&quot;Pro-Choice Republican nominee&quot;
Not a problem. Rudy just has to flip 180 degrees, and claim to be pro-life. Problem solved!
Teabaggers have a really short attention span, and a profound impairment in long-term memory. (See: Romney, Mitt.) (See also: Economics, down, trickle.)
You can stop at &quot;Herman Cain did something.&quot;
Well, his box seats in WTC7 <i>were</i> sort of messed up.
Well done.
Yeah, John McCain&#039;s &quot;maverickness&quot; is really just contrarian spite. After 2000, he wanted to stick it to Bush; after 2008, he wants to stick it to Obama. He don&#039;t give a shit, he just wants to have a tantrum and &quot;punish&quot; the guys who had the temerity to beat him. FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!
I also got the impression with each of his maverick initiatives that it was less for the sake of principles and more for the Greater Glory of John McCain.