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imagine we'll be hearing a lot more of this name in the weeks to come:

Ruslan Ryaboshapka

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i am so sad about lil bub. but She had a great life and human and there is still good in the world.

lots of it.

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Reagan was such a piker. We were aghast when his people were taking wheelbarrows of cash out HUD's front door. Fuck those wheelbarrows. Get yourself some cargo containers and start emptying out a weaker country.

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Giuliani's gettin' paid, and Lutsenko just found out what it's like to be a Trump subcontractor.

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It would be impossible, IMO, for Trump to ever have loved or been loved. He views all human interactions as transactional. "What's in it for me?" and "What do I have to do to get what I want?" are the antithesis of love.

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Knew a guy who worked for animal control. The biggest biting hazard, hands down, he faced on the job? Chihuahuas.

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“Oh Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!”-Cary Lutsenko Grant

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Because, really, there's no other reason to hang around him other than siphon money and/or power.

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Duh... I didn't see the second pic. :/

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Borie doesn't want the Trump Taint.

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Poor Lil Bub.

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Kelly has obviously removed all the mirrors from her house so she won't feel sorry for herself.

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She's certainly unqualified enough to be in the maladministration.

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MOOOOOO!

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Nope. You may not defile Laurel and Hardy

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Rudy is the Holy Hand Grenade of Keyv!

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