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SFNY's avatar

Giuliani did some more crimes with these goons:

https://twitter.com/olganyc...

https://twitter.com/kenvoge...

Cryny's avatar

The company is seriously called Fraud Guarantee. Wow.

DougW's avatar

I literally can't wait until someone uncovers the fact that the one-way tickets to Germany were purchased minutes after the two had lunch with Rudy... and when one of them decides that spending the last 20 years of their life in federal prison doesn't sound so fun, so they flip and tell prosecutors that Rudy informed them of the indictments being readied, and suggested they vamoose as soon as possible. Disbarment and the end of his political career are now officially the LEAST of his worries....

TakingAmes's avatar

And make an assload of money off it, and good for them!

SqueakyRat's avatar

Cyrus Vance was elected but he's the DA for New York County. The US Attorney for the Southern District of NY is Jeffrey Berman, appointed by Trump when they shit-canned Preet Bharara.

acchomplished's avatar

Thanks for the clarification.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

My understanding of it is that there’s a much wider allotment for lawlessness as long as you don’t cross the big dogs, and that the espionage wing is more disciplined (kind of like actual Russian government). Just never cross Putin cuz he’s the boss of everyone. It’s not that hard, but people keep doing it as though he won’t enforce his rule. It just keeps happening... people jumping out windows and off buildings, accidental mysterious poisonings, disappearances, etc.

People just lack work ethic nowadays. Good help is hard to find, I guess. Lol

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I suspect my senator, Miss Lindsey Graham, is too smart to leave notes or talk on the phone about criming. Damn, I'd love to see him in the clink.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I would suggest you write a thinly veiled account of the Trump administration, but nobody would believe you.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I was exhausted 6 months ago. It almost seems like they're doing it on purpose to keep everyone confused about what they're REALLY doing.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

It couldn't be, because nobody would believe it.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Perry's a good little Nazi, he'll cover Trump's ass...unless it looks like he might spend time in jail.

acchomplished's avatar

3 or 5 years from now it will be. The Obamas will produce it.