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victor kostka's avatar

Jesse Malin does not seem to be getting better. :(

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

At first I thought Glencore might be even better passes than Glenclose at Phish's Mondegreen.

Also, Bryan Adams is NOT metal.

Ryp's avatar

When I read the headline I thought glencore was a musical subgenre of bands that play metal versions of Glen Campbell songs and that such bands were not well received by the audience at a headbanger festival.

William Donnell's avatar

Not well received? Pshaw !!

a. diderot's avatar

I thought Glencore was the evolution of Normcore. I could even see the perfect example of Glencore in my mind, a white guy with a sorry haircut, unfortunately shaped eyeglasses and and ill-fitting button front shirt. Imagine my surprise

elledanselajavanaise's avatar

did you just describe Glenn from letterkenny?

a. diderot's avatar

Why yes, I think I did. Except in Bushwick, it would be done ironically and the trousers would be Prada, everything else from L Train Vintage or somewhere more obscure

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Come on, the lines

"And I need you more than want you

And I want you for all time"

will reduce the most metal of metalheads to quivering jelly.

(Also Jimmy Webb wrote 'em.)

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Especially as sung by Glenn Danzig.

Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

"The borrow fee on DJT shares (for selling short) continues to fall. Current quote is below 150%. Let's be clear, that is still insanely high and usurious, but it is what it is. It’s a market rate set by supply and demand.

DJT is now trading at $35.50 per share, which is 10x to 100x what it is worth in any rational evaluation. Ditto about supply and demand. [I keep saying this stock is worth about $.15 a share!]

If the borrow rate is a leading indicator of the stock price, DJT is headed into the $20s, on its way lower.

The “lower” borrow fee for shorting DJT is down from peak/panic rates of 600% to 800% just a few days ago. A speculator hoping to “farm” DJT stock and collect borrow fees to offset the risk will now receive about 50%-67% of the 150%, lets call it 100%. That is less than .33% of the equity value of the position per day. That’s below 10c per day per share -- a very poor risk/reward given the weakness of the DJT shares in the market now that the novelty and volatility has worn off."

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/this-indicator-on-trumps-stock-may-hint-at-further-collapse

CripesAmighty's avatar

Nobody naked shorts anymore. It's all hedged. Options players are pushing it around, along with meme players. I's a small float, so easy to do.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I was also surprised that the whole "we've got no subscribers, no money, and no hope for the future" was released after the stock went public. It's probably part of the SPAC rules, but who knows for sure?

agony's avatar

One-company towns are the bane of Canada's north. When they are in business, they poison everyone, and the minute the price of whatever commodity they are ripping from the ground goes down, they leave, leaving nothing. No other work. People with homes they can't sell, small businesses they can't sustain. And for the most part, the company is subsidized by both provincial and federal government.

Resource-based economies are the shits for the people who actually extract the resources.

Regret's avatar

I looked at Canada's tarsand extraction on the map, and they're just circles of expanding death. Horrible to see.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Ok, taxes are FILED! Filed mine a couple of weeks ago, worked with my pal to file hers, and worked with my sweetie to file hers. All done as of yesterday evening, and my oh my what a nice burden it is to have that off our shoulders!

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Yeah, Definitely an accomplishment that turns out is mandatory! Pressure! I worry that I'm a dimbass and will make a costly mistake, so I pay folks to do mine, even though they should be pretty simple, I'm tax dumb.

AIB's avatar

Non-experts, even lawyers, can make mistakes. One year we were paid $3,000 by Law and Order, Criminal Intent to use our apartment for three days to film a couple of scenes. I reported it as income, but an accountant later told me I didn’t have to report it because it was under two weeks.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I like how the French words to the Canadian national anthem have nothing to do with the English version. Maybe this band should come up with a metal rendition.

Cyderist's avatar

"Glencore" sounds like a more specific version of Normcore for guys named Glen

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

For me 'tis an air by Rob Burns

Will ya nae return to Glencore again

Afore the winter snows

Where the rooks rests and the falcolm soar

Will ya nae to bonny Glencore!??!!

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I know a Glenn who resembles that remark.

Edith Prickly's avatar

I laughed way louder than I meant to at C IS FOR COOKIE!!

Richard S's avatar

It's good enough for me!

Edith Prickly's avatar

Sometimes the moon looks like a cookie, but you can't eat that!

John Gillick's avatar

it's Lochness MUNSTER!

Birb-General of the US's avatar

The lyrics are definitely in French. I found a linky here:

https://guhntwei.bandcamp.com/track/tueurs-denfants

P.S. 𝘵𝘶𝘦𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘥'𝘦𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 translates to "killers of children."

RRJKR's avatar

There was this one time...at band camp..

El Bastardo's avatar

Fukui's ideas

of senryu are incorrect.

Also, he's an ass.

GH Swell's avatar

senryu three syllables or two?

AIB's avatar

Three. For purposes of counting syllables, for haiku, for instance, the n in sen counts as a syllable.

Pexas Teat's avatar

2, mostly. It's like an elision not a full syllable.

Werewolf's avatar

Going house-hunting with the Missus soon. Went for a nice walk on the beach with her, and with the woman who’s taking care of our Shiba Inu. I miss that pup-I really want to get our own place soon so we can reunite the pack.

RRJKR's avatar

Best wishes to find something really nice, really soon, at a great price!!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OK, now I really AM heading back to my chores, honor bright!

𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗼𝗿𝗸 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗹 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗠𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗺 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗕𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻

https://www.politicususa.com/2024/04/13/even-the-new-york-times-poll-shows-big-momentum-for-biden.html

Les Bontemps's avatar

"Why Momentum Now Spells Doom For Biden In November." -- Tomorrow's NYT analysis.

RRJKR's avatar

Pretty sure Biden will win easily. of course afterwards, we'll be treated to two years of wailing and gnashing of teeth over massive election fraud!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

We can't afford to count on that 'til President Joe is sworn in in January 2025. The Republican Party and the rest of America's enemies are hell bent on stealing this election, especially now that they know how ea$y it is.

As for GOP/MAGAt snowflakery, fuck that noise. I ignore it now and I'll ignore it then. Let 'em bitch.

"M"'s avatar

THIS RIGHT HERE 👆👆👆

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Diners at this Akron Waffle House are bucking the trend of Biden's improving poll numbers. We'll be placing their quotes above the fold.

Les Bontemps's avatar

Do we still have "folds"?

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Some of us seem to have more every year.

Snarfyguy's avatar

The other night, something I've never seen before: weird looking dude got on the subway holding a large bong and proceeded to distribute business cards for buying Nitrous Oxide.

Drugs are live and well in NYC, apparently.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I had a friend who lived in Manhattan in the 70's. There was a bike messenger service that would deliver drugs to your home, marijuana and cocaine for the most part.

It was called Mr. Goodrush.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Was there a Phish show in town?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Either is OK by Republicans, especially since nothing whatsoever will be done about it...

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗜𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗿-𝗮-𝗟𝗮𝗴𝗼 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗿

https://www.politicususa.com/2024/04/13/trump-marines-fundraiser.html

rags's avatar

"U.S. Marines provided a color guard and static display at a nonpolitical event hosted by a non-profit, at the Mar-a-Lago Club.

Support was approved by Marine Reserve HQ.

The event was neither a political fundraiser, nor was the 45th President of the US in attendance."

per ron filiposwwki on x

Ward From Cali's avatar

Fake Marines. No medals or ribbons, not even a Pizza Stain. The last eligibility period for that one (GWOT) only ended fifteen months ago, all the non-coms would have definitely qualified. And one would expect that at least the two sergeants in an honor guard for a former President to have Good Conduct medals as well. Also, one of the guys on the end is not wearing his cover correctly, and we Marines are kinda anal about that.

Howard the Human's avatar

The Marine Corps has confirmed that they are, in fact, real Marines.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Well spotted. Thank you for confirming that this is yet more Republican "stolen valor" bullshit.

Ward From Cali's avatar

That was just the first thing that I saw. Looking more closely there's tons of stuff that's wrong. No military alignment, misaligned insignia, the EGA's appear to be for officers, one alleged non-com is wearing a non-rate's buckle, and his cover clearly doesn't fit, and none of them are standing like Marines. It's possible that these guys are former military, but they ain't Marines.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Are there any penalties for impersonating a Marine, that you know of?

UVB-76's avatar

Don't wear it if you didn't earn it.

Jessica's avatar

Depends on whether there's a Marine or two nearby when you do it

Ms.Moon's avatar

More fraud from a convicted fraud? I am shocked.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Lying is a reflex with Republicans.

Resource NW's avatar

Defendant PAB appears to lead the way, but really is just the latest in a long line.

GH Swell's avatar

Can you imagine if a Democrat did that? The outrage? Inconceivable!

RRJKR's avatar

The GOP would be calling for public flogging followed by firing squad

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"To the stocks with him!"

JamesSmith's avatar

considering Trump accepted a purple heart, or was it another military award, from a former service member, this does not surprise me

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Stolen valor," in all its aspects, is so very much a Republican thing.

Rhizolith Reborn's avatar

Well, since he's still president it's perfectly fine for him to have the military there.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Good points. A fake honor-guard for a fake "President" with no honor.

PhoenixDogLover's avatar

This is what happens when you try to dress a pool boy in a uniform.