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Glenn is the cannibal who showed up late for lunch, and they gave him the cold shoulder.

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Didn't he also recommend running from the Church at one point? Good thing you'll be going in the same direction then.

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They’re taking on people like Mike Lee and Ted Cruz and they are torpedoing them.Is that a real torpedo or a meat torpedo?

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Yes

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Yeah, but Glenn LOVES the Zionist Conspiracy.

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Didn't Beck come down with a brain disorder recently? Of his own admission.

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Seriously: is there anything on the left organized enough to buy ad time that equals this thinking?

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They’re taking on people like Mike Lee and Ted Cruz and they are torpedoing them. Knowingly.

What Glen Beck is trying to say, is that the Republican Party is not foaming at the mouth, red in the face, batshit crazy enough for him...

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I want a NASA EZ Bake oven too

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When Karen Carpenter won Playboy's Rock Drummer of the Year, it made the drummer of Led Zeppelin sad, too

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Hi Yo!

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Not any older than seeing that cover made ME feel!! I actually thought that recognizing the album cemented my position as one of the olds!!

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Glen simply represents the burgeoning (cultivated) political desire for a true strong leader of a true strong political party; somebody with an armband and a chrome helmet, not just some sissy lapel pin. Be patient, sweet prince; your fuhrer is in the wings, warming up.

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It took him only 15 years longer than your average Wonker to realize this. For a Repub, that is pretty smart, really.

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Among the things that Lee Harvey Oswald (or somebody else, who knows?) killed was Vaughn Meader's career.

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This earth-shattering news makes me glad that I bought all those gold coins and magic survival beans.

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