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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Glenn is the cannibal who showed up late for lunch, and they gave him the cold shoulder.

BackDoorMan's avatar

Didn't he also recommend running from the Church at one point? Good thing you'll be going in the same direction then.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

They’re taking on people like Mike Lee and Ted Cruz and they are torpedoing them.Is that a real torpedo or a meat torpedo?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Yeah, but Glenn LOVES the Zionist Conspiracy.

Whollyholeyholy's avatar

Didn't Beck come down with a brain disorder recently? Of his own admission.

Whollyholeyholy's avatar

Seriously: is there anything on the left organized enough to buy ad time that equals this thinking?

DahBoner's avatar

They’re taking on people like Mike Lee and Ted Cruz and they are torpedoing them. Knowingly.

What Glen Beck is trying to say, is that the Republican Party is not foaming at the mouth, red in the face, batshit crazy enough for him...

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DahBoner's avatar

I want a NASA EZ Bake oven too

DahBoner's avatar

When Karen Carpenter won Playboy's Rock Drummer of the Year, it made the drummer of Led Zeppelin sad, too

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Not any older than seeing that cover made ME feel!! I actually thought that recognizing the album cemented my position as one of the olds!!

steve damon's avatar

Glen simply represents the burgeoning (cultivated) political desire for a true strong leader of a true strong political party; somebody with an armband and a chrome helmet, not just some sissy lapel pin. Be patient, sweet prince; your fuhrer is in the wings, warming up.

Metadude's avatar

It took him only 15 years longer than your average Wonker to realize this. For a Repub, that is pretty smart, really.

Lot_49's avatar

Among the things that Lee Harvey Oswald (or somebody else, who knows?) killed was Vaughn Meader's career.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This earth-shattering news makes me glad that I bought all those gold coins and magic survival beans.