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Blazers gotta blaze?

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That's "the closet thing with a door" in manspeak, please.

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<i> Or maybe he's just a crazy asshole. </i>

This, via Occam's Sawzall.

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The UN Building?

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You know, I don't think there's anything in the D&Cs that explicitly prohibits cocaine.

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When it's time for a thought to arise, arise it will.

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The Globetrotters?

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I'd rather give Beck an episiotomy.

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On his truck.

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Good points, but unfortunately we are only 24 years removed from Raygun. By 40, I hope to be dead, and can finally stop hating the motherfucker.

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Only Glenn has the balls to tell that story. Wait.....

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Yeah, when the fuck is Kristolnacht scheduled, anyhoo?

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Dick ("Dick") Cheney: lotsa draft deferments Glenn Beck: amazingly, failed to enlist John Bolton: joined the National Guard back when that was how you stayed out of Nam. Paul Wolfowitz: spent grad school in grad school, instead of Nam. Richard Perle: spent 1969-1980 as a Congressional staffer Alex Jones: inexplicably, failed to enlist

Ah, fuck it.

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Wolfman Jack?

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Repubic of Galt's Gulch.

Edit: (sic)

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I wonder if they'll do hard hitting stories like that time Glenn Beck raped and murdered that girl...

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