Dick ("Dick") Cheney: lotsa draft deferments Glenn Beck: amazingly, failed to enlist John Bolton: joined the National Guard back when that was how you stayed out of Nam. Paul Wolfowitz: spent grad school in grad school, instead of Nam. Richard Perle: spent 1969-1980 as a Congressional staffer Alex Jones: inexplicably, failed to enlist
Blazers gotta blaze?
That's "the closet thing with a door" in manspeak, please.
<i> Or maybe he&#039;s just a crazy asshole. </i>
This, via Occam&#039;s Sawzall.
The UN Building?
You know, I don&#039;t think there&#039;s anything in the D&amp;Cs that explicitly prohibits cocaine.
When it&#039;s time for a thought to arise, arise it will.
The Globetrotters?
I&#039;d rather give Beck an episiotomy.
On his truck.
Good points, but unfortunately we are only 24 years removed from Raygun. By 40, I hope to be dead, and can finally stop hating the motherfucker.
Only Glenn has the balls to tell that story. Wait.....
Yeah, when the fuck is Kristolnacht scheduled, anyhoo?
Dick (&quot;Dick&quot;) Cheney: lotsa draft deferments Glenn Beck: amazingly, failed to enlist John Bolton: joined the National Guard back when that was how you stayed out of Nam. Paul Wolfowitz: spent grad school in grad school, instead of Nam. Richard Perle: spent 1969-1980 as a Congressional staffer Alex Jones: inexplicably, failed to enlist
Ah, fuck it.
Wolfman Jack?
Repubic of Galt&#039;s Gulch.
Edit: (sic)
I wonder if they&#039;ll do hard hitting stories like that time Glenn Beck raped and murdered that girl...