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It's a Sears poncho.

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Zombies is our economic peril.Is our zombies learning?

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So not a real one?

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nah, he's Mormon. congrats, too.

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Was the last time he predicted World War III also the time he had earth-shattering news that was going to shatter the whole earth? Or was that the World War III before the last World War III, which was before this one? Me so confused.

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These days The Walking Dead and other zombie themed movies are primarily about AIDS: Contact with an infected person is fatal. Can also be seen as fear of GMOs and germ warfare. Plus a survival tale, like Lot and his slut daughters.

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Between that and them ranking Mike Myers #3 you have to ask what Rolling Stone was smoking when they made that list. I haven't watched much SNL over the years, in fact in my entire life I haven't cobbled together an entire season but I do know this: Bill Murray, Will Ferrell, Dan Akroyd and Gilda Radner were all much funnier than Mike Myers based on the reruns I've seen.

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I dunno what self enriching scheme Glenn and his van down by the river are up to this time (because that's what it always amounts to) but I would LOVE to see him chased by zombies. It would be like watching that scene with the poor fat kid getting run down by zombies in "Zombieland" only in slower motion and with many moar tears...tell me that wouldn't be amazing.

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Part Jim Jones? I'll provide the flavored drink mix (NOT Koolaid which the the Koolaid folks would like people to remember).

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Come on, Dok - you could have thrown a bone to Happy Nice Time People

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Glenn's brain is hanging by a thread.

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Girl scout cookie libelz!

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struggling together to survive and thrive against external threats using cunning and force

Also, too the seemingly overwhelming problems facing the world can be solved with shotguns and gasoline.

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Who in the name of all that's bats could have ranked lower?

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MISS Anne Elk...

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"Is you is or is you ain't my zombie? The way you're acting lately makes me doubt." --great song from back when

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