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beatbort's avatar

I'm waiting to hear who Paul Harvey endorses before I cast my vote. There is one disturbing thing about Beck's message to "join me and my family in a fast for Ted Cruz..." It's that "my family" part. Something tells me his family has little choice in the matter. What he says goes, sort of like Jim Jones.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Glenn -- If you promise to fast completely (no exceptions) between now and November, I promise to vote for Ted Cruz after I step over your desiccated corpse. Deal?

Content unavailable's avatar

USAmericans would get the Mark of the Beast. Then you'd know by looking at us that we can stay.

BUT THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES,!!!1!1!! Long forms; close down driver license offices in non-traditional communities; literacy tests; civics tests; Bible proficiency.

Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I had hoped this guy just fell off the edge of the universe.

Oh, well, another wish unfulfilled.

bobbert's avatar

Mormon fundies and Cruz-type fundies have a lot in common in what you might call lifestyle beliefs. They don't really know much about the theology, anyway.

Oneofthebobs's avatar

"Self immolation for Cruz".

artem1s's avatar

So Beck is out of Oxy rehab! Good on him. Doesn't seem to have work much tho

artem1s's avatar

you know who else had a numbers problem with rounding up undesirables and getting rid of them?

HazooToo's avatar

Next, they can deport that big blue lady who's been bumming around on Liberty Island for decades. I hear she's French!

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

Thank the goodness for the Irish. They're great flack-catchers, allowing we drunken Scots to fly under the radar.

frrolfe's avatar

That is the best ever. Thanks for sharing.

Queen MΓ©abh's avatar

All the poor and homeless people who've lost their jobs because of Greedy Capitalist Republican Morons are already fasting, but not because they like Cruz.

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

When you're done fasting, Glenn, try the squat cobbler.

frrolfe's avatar

WHAT A LOAD OF WANKERS

calliecallie's avatar

Talk about reducing the size of government! Won't someone think about the civil servants?!?