how many calories do you think crying burns? Do you guys remember Glenn Beck? Gray-haired fellow, wept a lot? Preppy clothes? Opened his own weird America-loving clothing line , broke his brain ? Not ringing a bell? Did we mention the part where he was a literal crying machine, so much so that we figured it had to be glycerin or an actual dry eye condition? See? Now you remember!
I'm waiting to hear who Paul Harvey endorses before I cast my vote. There is one disturbing thing about Beck's message to "join me and my family in a fast for Ted Cruz..." It's that "my family" part. Something tells me his family has little choice in the matter. What he says goes, sort of like Jim Jones.
Glenn -- If you promise to fast completely (no exceptions) between now and November, I promise to vote for Ted Cruz after I step over your desiccated corpse. Deal?
USAmericans would get the Mark of the Beast. Then you'd know by looking at us that we can stay.
BUT THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES,!!!1!1!! Long forms; close down driver license offices in non-traditional communities; literacy tests; civics tests; Bible proficiency.
Mormon fundies and Cruz-type fundies have a lot in common in what you might call lifestyle beliefs. They don't really know much about the theology, anyway.
All the poor and homeless people who've lost their jobs because of Greedy Capitalist Republican Morons are already fasting, but not because they like Cruz.
I'm waiting to hear who Paul Harvey endorses before I cast my vote. There is one disturbing thing about Beck's message to "join me and my family in a fast for Ted Cruz..." It's that "my family" part. Something tells me his family has little choice in the matter. What he says goes, sort of like Jim Jones.
Glenn -- If you promise to fast completely (no exceptions) between now and November, I promise to vote for Ted Cruz after I step over your desiccated corpse. Deal?
USAmericans would get the Mark of the Beast. Then you'd know by looking at us that we can stay.
BUT THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES,!!!1!1!! Long forms; close down driver license offices in non-traditional communities; literacy tests; civics tests; Bible proficiency.
I had hoped this guy just fell off the edge of the universe.
Oh, well, another wish unfulfilled.
Mormon fundies and Cruz-type fundies have a lot in common in what you might call lifestyle beliefs. They don't really know much about the theology, anyway.
"Self immolation for Cruz".
So Beck is out of Oxy rehab! Good on him. Doesn't seem to have work much tho
you know who else had a numbers problem with rounding up undesirables and getting rid of them?
Next, they can deport that big blue lady who's been bumming around on Liberty Island for decades. I hear she's French!
Thank the goodness for the Irish. They're great flack-catchers, allowing we drunken Scots to fly under the radar.
That is the best ever. Thanks for sharing.
All the poor and homeless people who've lost their jobs because of Greedy Capitalist Republican Morons are already fasting, but not because they like Cruz.
When you're done fasting, Glenn, try the squat cobbler.
WHAT A LOAD OF WANKERS
Talk about reducing the size of government! Won't someone think about the civil servants?!?
Even the D20?