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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Hordes of Morons is opening for the next CPAC, I'm pretty sure.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Otis! My MAN!"

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Wonkette stills owes me a correction for the $10,000 not $5,000 total campaign contributions from the Sarah PAC in 2013.

There's a joke in there somewhere about gambling and whores being legal in Nevada but not AZ - I've got last minute income tax issues so I can't concentrate on that at the moment.

No hard feelings -

bobbert's avatar

Upfist for persistence.

But your arteries might like it if you, you know, let it go. (You're welcome for the earworm).

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And, given the Norse pantheon, that was saying something.

bobbert's avatar

So, if you bang together an infinite number of Becks for an infinite time, you'll get a coherent thought? Somehow, I think this violates the Second Law.

bobbert's avatar

Oh, knock off the Swedish.

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Yeah, but this is fucking Glenn Beck we're talking about.

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I agree with your first sentence. This is not a dispute that should require bloodshed to resolve. I just assume the BLM will come back after a while and confiscate some cattle. And maybe another bunch of yahoos will show up, and maybe the BLM will back off again.

Rinse, repeat. Eventually, no yahoos will show up, the cattle will be auctioned, and the debt will be reduced, if not settled.

They probably cannot shut down utilities, because of the covenant of habitability.

bobbert's avatar

This is, possibly, the single stupidest short sentence I've ever read.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Not to get all technical, but isn't this in Nevada (not Arizona)?

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Glenn's rantings remind of the time that the Pastor of a Big mega-church here in Fartknockerville that said he didn't want to provide fire sprinklers in his 23,000 sq.ft. venue designed to hold 2,300 parishioners because God was watching over it. I reminded him that he's in Sales, not Operations.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But will he send me off to paradise?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The only thing Glenn Beck and a ranch have in common is both are full of cowflops.