We're perpetually amazed that Glenn Beck has a national platform -- and a lot of money -- to say things that would sound weird and paranoid even if they came from one of those guys that walks around wearing a "The World is Ending" sandwich board.
Like being on Medicare and Social Security and voting Republican because the Democrats want to force you to pay for your neighbor's abortion and send you to a FEMA camp.
Someone took his pitchfork to the Waffle House?
They oozed their way into the WH press room. Another failed experiment in reaching across the aisle...
At some locations you&#039;d really stand out if you <i>weren&#039;t</i> packing a farm implement.
(Their waffles are not what you&#039;d call &quot;tender&quot;)
How much self-loathing causes a person to listen to this toxic huckster?
Like being on Medicare and Social Security and voting Republican because the Democrats want to force you to pay for your neighbor&#039;s abortion and send you to a FEMA camp.
Mmm... canned peas, just the best with a hot turkey sammich, mash potatoes and gravy, with a small side of cranberry sauce.
&quot;Obama turned me into a newt&quot;
Why? The &quot;No Step&quot; one over his dick didn&#039;t help.
My FEMA camp motto: Schnarken Macht Frei.
I think it was blindness, so he must have stopped masturbating--himself.
I guess he is having PTSD from that girl he murdered allegedly.
What? Who said that? People are always saying that behind my back to bring me down.
You heard that, too? Wow. I guess it must be true.
<i>Soy un perdedor. I&#039;m a loser baby, so why don&#039;t you kill me?</i>
Although I love his earlier work with Jan Hammer. Oh, and Best. Yardbirds. Guitarist. Ever.
Discuss among yourselves.
You actually tell her that? I just assume mine doesn&#039;t want to know the details of her anti-spam protection system.
&quot;Pitchfork used in Waffle House robbery.&quot;
And so it begins.