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Someone took his pitchfork to the Waffle House?

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They oozed their way into the WH press room. Another failed experiment in reaching across the aisle...

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At some locations you'd really stand out if you <i>weren't</i> packing a farm implement.

(Their waffles are not what you'd call "tender")

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How much self-loathing causes a person to listen to this toxic huckster?

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Like being on Medicare and Social Security and voting Republican because the Democrats want to force you to pay for your neighbor's abortion and send you to a FEMA camp.

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Mmm... canned peas, just the best with a hot turkey sammich, mash potatoes and gravy, with a small side of cranberry sauce.

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"Obama turned me into a newt"

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Why? The "No Step" one over his dick didn't help.

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My FEMA camp motto: Schnarken Macht Frei.

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I think it was blindness, so he must have stopped masturbating--himself.

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I guess he is having PTSD from that girl he murdered allegedly.

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What? Who said that? People are always saying that behind my back to bring me down.

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You heard that, too? Wow. I guess it must be true.

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<i>Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?</i>

Although I love his earlier work with Jan Hammer. Oh, and Best. Yardbirds. Guitarist. Ever.

Discuss among yourselves.

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You actually tell her that? I just assume mine doesn't want to know the details of her anti-spam protection system.

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"Pitchfork used in Waffle House robbery."

And so it begins.

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