"I love philosophy," says Glenn Beck in his goodbye show. "To paraphrase Martin Luther King, this is the dumbest show on the air!" Goodbye, Glenn. We'll, uh, be waiting for the next nut to show up on Fox News. And here's his tearful farewell to America, for giving him millions and millions of dollars to call the coloreds a bunch of commie Hitler pinko gays:
You've got the makings of a cable TV channel there, which is a blood-curdling thought. A Teatard Network would make Fox look downright fair and balanced.
"the issue was not necessarily about the rape accusation itself but about questions surrounding the alleged victim’s background that could damage her credibility on the witness stand."
Well, it was a given that the fuckers would dig up dirt on the victim. The price of her silence must be more than DSK is willing to part with.
"Glenn Beck Says Farewell In Usual Crazy Way"
Yeah? How else would he say farewell if it wasn't crazy? He says hello in a crazy way, he waves in a crazy way, he blows his nose in a crazy way, he takes a shit in a crazy way. He even has sex in a crazy way, but his wife thinks he's just fucking nuts.
First they came for the right wing gas bag bigots.
Sweet!
And I said "help yourselves!" So they came back for more of them.
Bowel movement?
"You will pray for the time when I was only on the air for one hour every day." — Glenn Beck, on the future
An agent of Beck, masquerading as a Nigerian prince, will contact you by email.
Penis Burgers!
Oooh... I love thinking games! Get it wrong, and you have to think again! Beck never got the hang of it.
Cleon Skousen.
You've got the makings of a cable TV channel there, which is a blood-curdling thought. A Teatard Network would make Fox look downright fair and balanced.
Ailes and Murdoch are vectors.
300 is 300 too many. We've got a ways to go yet.
"the issue was not necessarily about the rape accusation itself but about questions surrounding the alleged victim’s background that could damage her credibility on the witness stand."
Well, it was a given that the fuckers would dig up dirt on the victim. The price of her silence must be more than DSK is willing to part with.
"Glenn Beck Says Farewell In Usual Crazy Way"
Yeah? How else would he say farewell if it wasn't crazy? He says hello in a crazy way, he waves in a crazy way, he blows his nose in a crazy way, he takes a shit in a crazy way. He even has sex in a crazy way, but his wife thinks he's just fucking nuts.
next up: new wingtard putting the crazy on an etch-a-sketch.
At least the loons still have Alex Jones.
i for one am spilling a glass of white wine in his honor.
no wait! i'm not doing that. i'm DRINKING a glass of wine and not in his honor.
true story.