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TundraGrifter's avatar

First they came for the right wing gas bag bigots.

Sweet!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And I said "help yourselves!" So they came back for more of them.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Bowel movement?

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chascates's avatar

"You will pray for the time when I was only on the air for one hour every day." — Glenn Beck, on the future

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

An agent of Beck, masquerading as a Nigerian prince, will contact you by email.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Penis Burgers!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Oooh... I love thinking games! Get it wrong, and you have to think again! Beck never got the hang of it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You've got the makings of a cable TV channel there, which is a blood-curdling thought. A Teatard Network would make Fox look downright fair and balanced.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ailes and Murdoch are vectors.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

300 is 300 too many. We've got a ways to go yet.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"the issue was not necessarily about the rape accusation itself but about questions surrounding the alleged victim’s background that could damage her credibility on the witness stand."

Well, it was a given that the fuckers would dig up dirt on the victim. The price of her silence must be more than DSK is willing to part with.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Glenn Beck Says Farewell In Usual Crazy Way"

Yeah? How else would he say farewell if it wasn't crazy? He says hello in a crazy way, he waves in a crazy way, he blows his nose in a crazy way, he takes a shit in a crazy way. He even has sex in a crazy way, but his wife thinks he's just fucking nuts.

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fuflans's avatar

next up: new wingtard putting the crazy on an etch-a-sketch.

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chascates's avatar

At least the loons still have Alex Jones.

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fuflans's avatar

i for one am spilling a glass of white wine in his honor.

no wait! i'm not doing that. i'm DRINKING a glass of wine and not in his honor.

true story.

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