As they sat together around their radios stunned, Glenn Beck's triumphant voice emerged from the bunker to deliver a speech about perseverance to his people. He is not dead. You cannot kill the spirit of Glenn Beck. As long as you keep hope, Glenn Beck with be there with you. He will be there in the harsh wind that brushes across your face. He will be there in the pile of dog crapyou step on in the parkyour scooter drives through in the Walmart parking lot. And he will be there in the flowering trees of a new spring, watching over you and protecting your family from getting health care. "If I’m not ready with the things that I’m going to be launching, I will tell you that I will have the bridge and you and I will meet still every day at Glennbeck.com," he said. It may be dangerous to go to that bridge. But you must go. You must go with Glenn. You must go to Terabithia.
Does the Glenn Beck website, from which we will hereby remain informed, provide links to locations of upcoming <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=gGmaRJCJ78w" target="_blank"> tickle fights</a> in our area?
<i>&quot;I know who Roger Ailes is. Roger Ailes is the guy if we don&rsquo;t have Roger Ailes we probably wouldn&rsquo;t have had Ronald Reagan as a President.&quot;</i>
<i>I won&#039;t charge you anything.</i>
Teabaggers love the sound of that, it&#039;s basically the same thing they hear when they dial the <b>toll free</b> number to request their <b>free</b> scooter.
<i>&quot;So much fungus among us.&quot;</i>
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Finally! A bridge to rival the Golden Gate for number of suicides.
That picture never fails to skeeve me out.
Does the Glenn Beck website, from which we will hereby remain informed, provide links to locations of upcoming <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=gGmaRJCJ78w" target="_blank"> tickle fights</a> in our area?
Get the fuck back here soon as you can. Party&#039;s not the same without you!
What? No Beckus Interuptus?
<i>&quot;I know who Roger Ailes is. Roger Ailes is the guy if we don&rsquo;t have Roger Ailes we probably wouldn&rsquo;t have had Ronald Reagan as a President.&quot;</i>
Or Nixon.
Thanks, asshole.
&ldquo;I will meet with you every day to make sure you see the things that you see the things that you need to see.
I hope what he thinks we need to see is not in his pants.
<i>I won&#039;t charge you anything.</i>
Teabaggers love the sound of that, it&#039;s basically the same thing they hear when they dial the <b>toll free</b> number to request their <b>free</b> scooter.
Bridge Over the River Kwai?