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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>"So much fungus among us."</i>

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schmannity's avatar

Also

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schmannity's avatar

Finally! A bridge to rival the Golden Gate for number of suicides.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That picture never fails to skeeve me out.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Does the Glenn Beck website, from which we will hereby remain informed, provide links to locations of upcoming <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=gGmaRJCJ78w" target="_blank"> tickle fights</a> in our area?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Get the fuck back here soon as you can. Party's not the same without you!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What? No Beckus Interuptus?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>"I know who Roger Ailes is. Roger Ailes is the guy if we don’t have Roger Ailes we probably wouldn’t have had Ronald Reagan as a President."</i>

Or Nixon.

Thanks, asshole.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“I will meet with you every day to make sure you see the things that you see the things that you need to see.

I hope what he thinks we need to see is not in his pants.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

<i>I won't charge you anything.</i>

Teabaggers love the sound of that, it's basically the same thing they hear when they dial the <b>toll free</b> number to request their <b>free</b> scooter.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Bridge Over the River Kwai?

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