Glenn Beck has decided that his favorite conservative anthem is now "War: What Is It Good For? (Absolutely Nothin')." You see, Glenn had a moment of revelation: This whole Syria thing, man, it's just about the oil, you know? (Syria doesn't have that much oil, really, but don't stop him, he's on a roll). And war? Oh, man, war is the worst, man, the ultimate bummer trip, you know? On his Monday program, Beck shared his insights (possibly the result of a peyote-fueled vision quest with a shaman) and laid on his audience
God Damn if that guy isn't slick as a snake fart.
Oooh, ooooh, I know the one: <em>I am waiting for Vizzini!</em>
To be fair, Democratic Presidents entered WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, and the war of 1812...
Good point. I was too focused on the office, not the party.
I think you finally gave me an image more absurd than the Fonz on Waterskis wearing a leather jacket.
Every time Beck changes his mind, an angel drops a load.
Methinks Palin&#039;s been sharing her bong with ol&#039; Glenn.