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I just did a Google Image Search for "Size 11". Wow! You are my kinda girl, actor.

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The problem with Glenn Dreck is . . . . Actually, I can't even get started. I have things to do this year.

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Looks Iranian. Beck's not going over to the dark side, is he?

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Whatever Bill can do...

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Perhaps he's changing from being a shit to being a shiite.

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It's a cry for help.

She can't bring herself to resign, like an adult, so she's making them dump her. Except that it's the <i>Times,</i> so it's going to take longer than she probably figured.

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Han Solo cosplay.

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At any given moment, some Wonketteer or another is imagining this very scenario, perhaps substituting Comrade Warren for Hillz. Libertards, they roll like that. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Beck.

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Oh, great. Now anytime I trade desks with any of the wymen here at work, I'm going to have to scrub it extra hard before I use it.

Lesbicooties are the worst.

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Hey, wait a min..ute! Only the ones that wouldn't want to sleep with me.

Hmm... come to think of it, that's just about <i>all</i> of them.

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Hasn't been a problem in the past.

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The MacArthur grant was a tell, wasn't it?

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...No birth certificate?

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"big feet, big shoes"

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