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bobbert's avatar

Is that an elephant between your knees, or are you just happy to see me?

SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, we all know that the female body is entirely devoid of hormones every day of the month.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

OT, but we're actually supposed to clean up the vomit in a hotel room?

SullivanSt's avatar

As someone who has to observe as my wife and step-daughter, both of whom have very high tolerance for pain, are nearly unable to stand from debilitating agony every four weeks, I'm pretty sure the violence men would unleash upon the world if we had to go through that would be of mass-extinction levels.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I will print this out to give to parents at p/t night next week. Thank you.

Vienna Woods's avatar

So... you don't each high school age girls, I see. Sheesh... girls. They can be worse than boys.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

usually I just step on it on my way out the door like everyone else

all the news that fits, we print*

*Now with even more colorful graphs in lieu of actual text

bobbert's avatar

Suddenly I have a vision of Editrix teaching her journamalism class in costume.

bobbert's avatar

Post hoc ergo who gives a fuck.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/494226\/stock-up-now-on-your-end-times-accessories-for-dorks-and-paranoids" target="_blank">survival bunker</a> or GTFO!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no, but the Village People would have...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

is a Breitbert a system of measurement like a Friedman unit?

SullivanSt's avatar

Stereotyping boys in school = history's greatest oppression.

Stereotyping blacks in school = just another day at the office for the likes of Instamoron.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

those poor shlubs at Weasel Zippers have got to be devastated- we've already lost interest in them and moved on to a new wingnut target...