Stiletto Galoshes by Prada, $2195, dumb fucking "USA" hat by Trump Campaign, $40 When we parked our car outside the Wonket Secret Chat Cave this morning, the FIRST THING we said to anyone was, "I'm worried Chris Cillizza just saw Trump get on the helicopter to go to Texas and thinks he just became president." We were thinking about Chuck Todd too. And Mark Halperin. And half the White House press corps.