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Tony Prost's avatar

Bunch of fucking amateurs

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Up to a certain value of “large”, sure. When a full grown male red kangaroo straightens up they can top six feet. They also have a lower center of gravity than you, claws, and can balance on their tails to use all four legs to attack.

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

... shut up in a big wooden crate. With no phone reception.

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evergreendeadly's avatar

Yep - my husband and I were saying the same thing. Checking his tea for polonium right about now, I'd imagine.

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evergreendeadly's avatar

Yep - my husband and I were saying the same thing. Checking his tea for polonium right about now, I'd imagine.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I occasionally meet a real Christian, and I tend to like them, also, too.

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Querolous's avatar

A towel charm from Mother Pence could do double duty.

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ColumbusLib's avatar

Nice!

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Querolous's avatar

Also Maurine Neuberger.

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Querolous's avatar

Mast stop this punning!

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

The ex hailed from Liverpool and would bring me back U.K. Cadburys and it was amazing!

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

That'll just lead to sweaty ankles...

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So much of the government is stoneage. There's never money for tech unless it can make something go boom.

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phoenix00's avatar

LOCK HIM UP!

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phoenix00's avatar

That's not gonna stop him trying.

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phoenix00's avatar

Trump's the top hit on there. Trust me I've checked.

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