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Tony Prost's avatar

Bunch of fucking amateurs

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

Up to a certain value of “large”, sure. When a full grown male red kangaroo straightens up they can top six feet. They also have a lower center of gravity than you, claws, and can balance on their tails to use all four legs to attack.

Invisible Bunyip's avatar

... shut up in a big wooden crate. With no phone reception.

evergreendeadly's avatar

Yep - my husband and I were saying the same thing. Checking his tea for polonium right about now, I'd imagine.

evergreendeadly's avatar

Yep - my husband and I were saying the same thing. Checking his tea for polonium right about now, I'd imagine.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I occasionally meet a real Christian, and I tend to like them, also, too.

Querolous's avatar

A towel charm from Mother Pence could do double duty.

Querolous's avatar

Also Maurine Neuberger.

Querolous's avatar

Mast stop this punning!

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

The ex hailed from Liverpool and would bring me back U.K. Cadburys and it was amazing!

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

That'll just lead to sweaty ankles...

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So much of the government is stoneage. There's never money for tech unless it can make something go boom.

phoenix00's avatar

That's not gonna stop him trying.

phoenix00's avatar

Trump's the top hit on there. Trust me I've checked.