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You have to admit that as pantsuits go, hers were really, really ugly.

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Lord Jestocost?

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For some reason, I'm curious. Did you ever figure out anything, seeing so many dicks? Like there's a big variety in terms of appearance for dicks, etc.?

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Almost certainly. We probably have that many already.

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Or Israel or KSA.

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"Man" not in evidence.

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AOT,K.

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A thousand people can dance single file in the street and still keep 6' spacing.

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It wasn't until about a decade ago that they discovered that about 1/2 of the Zuñi tribe in NM died from the Spanish Flu. Many tribes do NOT talk about their dead.

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Or tasty.

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There is a variety, mostly in shape and coloring. Not a great deal of variation in size, at least not in the flaccid, trying to avoid a drug test state. And the four women in our unit asked me about it as well. I, of course, let them know that while most of the dicks in the unit were standard, army issue, my own dick was exceptional. They didn't buy it either.

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He's an extra terrestrial shape shifting Lizard Elite. Just like Queen Elizabeth. https://www.express.co.uk/n...

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I reject the theory of a Lizard Person lookalike. They don't look at all alike.

Yours very crankily,The New York Crank

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Celebrated expert Jared had so much insight, his idea was to offer money to Palestinian individuals-- $$$ in return for land.

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i admit to being naughty--can't help myself.

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