GO FUCK YOURSELF AMERICA
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No. Really. Just go fuck yourself, you racist piggy white power pieces of shit. You wear shirts that laugh about lynching reporters. (That smarts!) You scream "nigger" at men who turn out to be goddamn saints while you're whitesplaining them the fucking Boondocks. You teach your kids to tell their classmates how great life will be once they're deported. You beat up homeless people, for Jesus and America too.
And you think it's fucking adorable.
Did you #rig it? Fuck! Maybe! I've always been a little partial to the Alex Jones side of the sanity spectrum, but forgive me if I wonder: I didn't see Anonymous riding to Hillary Clinton's rescue, when four years ago they taunted Karl Rove that they'd trapped his little vote rats in the internet tubes. (Yeah, "citation needed," Anonymous.) And we all know Trump loves to accuse people of every thing he's doing himself. Besides, you'll never convince me John Kerry lost Ohio in 2004. Oh, should I not say that in polite wonky company, if I want to keep my cool pundit card? WELL FUCK POLITE WONKY COMPANY, THAT WAS 'WONKY' AS SHIT.
Let's talk about all the things that will be terrible now! BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE EVIL AND EVERYONE SUCKS.
Are you a black person? I'm sorry, everyone hates you, like, personally : (
Are you Latina? Chica, lo siento!
Do you like doing things in #butts with your husband, who is a man? The next four justices just deported your adopted baby back to Cambodia, too bad, it was nice while it lasted.
Are you just a regular straight old boring ass white person, and the cops don't roust you none, but you also like eating food and having shelter? WELL DONALD TRUMP JUST BREXITED YOUR STOCK MARKET, and he'll do for the country what he did for his casinos.
And his airline.
And his steak.
And his magazine.
He lost fucking money on LIQUOR.
And he doesn't know jack shit about ANYTHING, and say goodbye to that last white-knuckled grasp on the middle class. Oh, you care about "the debt"? He just blew it up by FIVE. TRILLION. DOLLARS. He promised to treat the country's bondholders like he treated the people who paid off his bankruptcies: by not paying them shit. Hello, Greece! Is life fun there under Nazis?
But sure, "economic anxiety," you sister-raping neanderthals. Enjoy your brother-in-law's meth trailer.
Did you like that 4.5 percent unemployment rate? Did you like being able to buy yourself a treat when you went to stock up on toothpaste at Walgreens, and saying to yourself, HEY LOOK, I BOUGHT ME A TREAT? Yeah, fuck a treat, you don't get your retirement fund, and no mortgage payment, and no job.
Women? Lol, honey, don't make that face. It's so ugly on you, that persona. Also: you don't matter, and you never will.
Muslims? It's Tuesday. Prepare for your beating.
Media? Oh, yours is coming. Mighta thought about that when you were playing footsie with James Comey.
Oh shit, I almost forgot about Obamacare! Now, if you're like us, you won't be able to buy insurance for your family! Instead we'll get repealed and replaced with "the lines around the states!"
This dumb fucking fuck.
I deny that a woman like Hillary Clinton lost to that monstrous Horror Klown for any reason besides THIS COUNTRY IS HORRIBLE. Fuck your bullshit emails, fuck your bullshit FBI, fuck your bullshit "she ran a bad campaign; she was a dud and he was exciting." The man is a rambling, boring toddler. If they "loved him," it wasn't for his charisma, it was for his flat-out fascism, BECAUSE THEY ARE LIZARD-BRAINED PEOPLE WHO LOVE TORTURING OTHERS.
They get off on it. It fucking gets them off.
Oh man and do they haaaaate us women. Oh man, a bossy old bitch wasn't going to tell them what to do! And that glass ceiling at the Javits Center. Oh, haw haw haw.
This is where I fake some Pollyanna bullshit to leave you on some uplift, and it'll make you share this post.
NOPE. THIS POST IS RAZOR BLADES AND HUMAN SHIT AND KILLING EACH OTHER SID & NANCY STYLE.
Come back tomorrow for some pony bullshit, I might be able to fake it for you by then.
Now buy my fucking FUCK YOU AMERICA shirt while you still have any fucking money left.
You stupid fucking dicks.
GO FUCK YOURSELF AMERICA
All of what you said is true, but, I doubt your words, or actions, will make on f--k all worth of difference in stopping or transforming the things you hate. Hippies rant. Rave. Scream. There is no follow-through. In a world of drones with machine guns attached to them, grass roots activism is dead. Grow up. People of action organize, accomplish, and persevere. But those people in America are dead... gone... buried. So just get a job, be a cog in the machine. With your hackneyed, trite, ranting political propaganda, maybe you're a Starbucks' barista? Martin Luther King, the girl version you are not. Nice try.
You're a douche along with all your America hating commie friends. So you know, just F you, and Hitlery Klinton, and socialism, and progressives, and if what you really want is a fight, well, you are all about to get one. I'm not talking about with words either. None of you have any idea of what is really going on in the world. If you did, you'd commit suicide for accidentally supporting it. It is coming out now. It is well under way. When the American People finally get told a fraction of what's been going on, they will literally throw up, get sick, and some will go into a psychotic break. You will be kicking your own asses for supporting the "white-splaining, woman hating, yadda yadda yadda....ad nauseum, ad infinitum" yelling people that utter these lies constantly, and who you thought were saints. They are straight outta hell, where their father dwells. Unless you think fiddling with kiddies is okay, then you are going to have a problem. Guess what? It is going to be Democrats, oh, and yes, Republicans, both, who are going to have the light shined upon them. Why do you think so many CEO's have resigned? How about the politicians? Have you even took note of it? Are you aware of the executive order? Are you aware we are in a state of emergency due to corruption in our government and other governments and human trafficking? It's not cool to sell kids for sex and rituals? What's that? You think I'm insane? Oh, well we will all see about that. The people are going to be so shocked at what the 1% have been doing that they will have a hard time carrying on. If those are the values you want to fight for, then you will have to fight me and many millions more just like me. I am certain you are not for those "values". We are all human and we make mistakes, even being totally deceived with a false and engineered worldview that is used to divide - and conquer. Don't be a useful idiot. Don't help evil thrive. The man is trying to end decade upon decade of the most vile and evil crap you can imagine. I mean sick, sick stuff. Stuff that if I did tell you, well, you'd not believe it. Can I pull out my minority card and get in on the war against whiteness too, because I am enough Native American to do so. But I am also white. Uh oh! What do I do!! Do I use my left arm to fight my right one, and destroy myself? After all, my ancestors were mistreated by whitey. Oh, and how about Obomba? Mr. Hellfire Missiles himself? He's half white, and half black. Should he cut himself in half to rid himself of that evil white part of him? You people, yes, YOU PEOPLE, are crazy. Insane. You are on the wrong side of history here. But I have to forgive you, because you've been sold so much propaganda, and you've fallen for it so badly, that I cannot fault you. It is what most people do. They want to trust "authority" figures and government, and they want to pick a side, an artificial left-right that was created to dumb you down. I woke up 25 years ago. I have been suspicious of "authority" since I was a teen. All I thought was true, well, it was and then 1000% more. But if you guys want a war, well, then I guess I won't have any choice will I? I don't plan to sit back and watch it go down. The basement dwelling thugs with sticks and masks will be oh so sorry once they really piss us off. We are trying to live free, and they, and those who buy into the ideology of CNN and Soros, well, they are sadly deceived and quite naïve. It's pitiful really. Well, I hope you will all wake up, and I hope Trump will release these truths I speak of very soon, and the mass roundup of kiddy-fiddlers and traffickers of innocent little boys and girls will be brought to justice. The only justice for them is death. I'd like to think they should be tortured a while first. Anyone lays a hand on my boy, well, they will die. Slowly. Painfully. I don't care what law I broke by taking it into my own hands. That's just how it will go down. Just take a look at the news. I mean the real stuff they've buried down, way down, so you won't see it. You'll see how many have been arrested for kiddy-fiddling. The entire political system - the one where the dems and repubs are the same, and they are, is about to come crashing down upon them. They will be crushed. So will many billionaires, and giant monopoly tech companies, and other companies for poisoning our bodies and minds, for being an arm of the dark state, the deep state, the shadow government, and therefore being complicit in the destruction of humanity, and for pitting us against one another. See, I am NOT your enemy, even though you think I am. But if I am your enemy, and you guys are hell bent to fight, to really fight, well okay. I hate that choice will be made because it will be the most impish choice that's ever been made by your brainwashed brethren. Otherwise, I am your friend and I respect your rights under the law, but not under corruption what ignores it. If anything, I wish this would prompt you and your fellow travelers to do some research, and turn off the TV. Turn off CNN, MSNBC, Google, Facebook, and all of that nonsense. The real news is never on TV. It comes from brave ex-government employees and politicians who decided that it was their duty and it was imperative to educate the people on what is really happening. You call it conspiracy theory. You won't do that any more, and that time will arrive very soon. I just wish people were able to think independently now, and they could think critically without their thinking being done by liars at CNN and FOX news. They all lie. It's a tiny bit of truth mixed with 99% propaganda. I just sighed, and it was because I'm having to say all this. If the corrupt shadow government embroiled in secrecy and the corruption does not get stopped as is planned right now, well, it's going to be sad, because there will be a lot of bloodshed, and this nation will likely collapse. I for one, do not want that scenario. Do you? Why would you? I hope you'll have a big ol' cup of wake the Fk up. I'll buy.