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fuflans's avatar

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that's awful wishful thinking for fat while people on scooters.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That's quite a list of people I'd rather not have a beer with. Anyway, I think I'm doing my hair that night. What night is it? Yeah, that night.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I'm guessing Reince is a few pints short of a quart.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

When he's forced to talk to the baggers they call it lather, Reince, and repeat.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Was there was too much pepper in the paprikash?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Well, now we know where all the douchebags are gonna be tonight.

chascates's avatar

If there's no sexual harassment toward women at this it's not a GOP birthday party!

Also someone must put on blackface and play a welfare queen/southern slave/current President,

schmannity's avatar

Boat shoe solemn? I guess I'll have to go home and change from white buck bubbly.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

How do you say "Beware of Geeks bearing gifts"?