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that's awful wishful thinking for fat while people on scooters.

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That's quite a list of people I'd rather not have a beer with. Anyway, I think I'm doing my hair that night. What night is it? Yeah, that night.

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Thor?

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I'm guessing Reince is a few pints short of a quart.

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When he's forced to talk to the baggers they call it lather, Reince, and repeat.

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Was there was too much pepper in the paprikash?

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Well, now we know where all the douchebags are gonna be tonight.

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If there's no sexual harassment toward women at this it's not a GOP birthday party!

Also someone must put on blackface and play a welfare queen/southern slave/current President,

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Boat shoe solemn? I guess I'll have to go home and change from white buck bubbly.

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How do you say "Beware of Geeks bearing gifts"?

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