Go To Bed, Old Man
*Heard on the Hill: Senate retreat turns into middle school dance... Meat Institute becomes stingy with their hot dogs... FormerRep. Duke Cunninghamwants his hookers older and uglier or not at all... Senate all-nighter proves profitable for Cups and Co. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: The DC gig is over for rocking Hungarian AmbassadorAndras Simonyi... Obama GirlAmber Lee Ettingerto do Playboy, but you still won't get to see her naked. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Older Senators get cranky due to lack of sleep... Fox News Chief White House CorrespondentBret Baierbecomes a daddy. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: John Kerryseems unsure whetherSen. Jim DeMintis a gentleman...Congressional aides may, in fact, be recognized for their hard work. [ The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: Robert Novak's"Prince of Darkness" gets the party it deserves...PETA miffed at Humane Society of the United States for encouraging any puppy-buying,Britney Spearsrelated or not. [ Politico ]