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Hi , Dennis. It was nice of you to give your phone number to your whore daughter Amy.

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Come and try it. You're a washed-up ex-jock who can't get out of bed without your joints creaking like a rusty door hinge. You couldn't fight a meerkat that had one paw tied behind its' back.

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... he just thinks He does. Apparently Ezekiel forgot to forward the heavenly email (time stamped 24:14):

"I, the LORD, have spoken; it is coming and I will act I will not relent, and I will not pity and I will not be sorry; according to your ways and according to your deeds I will judge you," declares the Lord GOD.'"

Yeah... that's a good ol' smitin' gawd I would give a few shekels to in this particular case.

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... and for a handy go to defense, refer to Romans 2:2 - "What shall we say then? Is the Law sin? May it never be! On the contrary, I would not have come to know sin except through the Law; for I would not have known about coveting if the Law had not said, "YOU SHALL NOT COVET." ... it's whatcha'call "funny mental' derp logic.

God made me sin by telling me what not to do, so of course I'm forgiven. Ay-up.

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... burst right through the top of the ol' Full-Of-Shitness Meter, it did, and now there's shit everywhere. This mess may never get cleaned up.

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The persecution complex is especially strong among sinful God believers--in the US this means mostly Christians. Any attack on them for their hypocritical behavior is immediately viewed as persecution of their faith, and not their actions. Even lack of belief in their God is interpreted as persecution.

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As an atheist I also like to pin the blame on everyone but me, but I know It's me.

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You win the day.

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MICKEYKAUSBLOWSGOATS

I may have lost something in translation.

You should have used a simple head code, any English schoolboy could catch it. Ahchoo!

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I will persecute you on the condition that we split equally the GoFundMe proceeds.

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A very reasoned and rational statement. Thanks, B.

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Sam Rader,You are guilty of scamming people into believing you are some sort of holy man or in tune with the Great Spirit. It is evident to many who, unlike your blind wife, can see right through your nefarious game, that you are doing much harm to how Christians are portrayed. This latest development SHOULD make you scurry into the crevasses of shame forever. You remind me of inmates I see everyday in the jails where I work. The SAME mentality and grandiosity, The lies for monetary, or drug gain. The skankity factor of their women... Man, go away as you are a sociopath.

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....Skankity factor of their women?Hm, wonder what my skankity factor is. And what the scale is as well. Is it a curved scale or a graded one anyway?

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Fundamentalists usually are, but it's racist for Jesus, so I think that they think that makes it OK. ;)

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