Actual photograph So you know how all weather is a sign that God is MAD, BRO, at the liberal heathens? That's why He mostly sends revenge weather to the bluest of blue states, like Kansas and Florida and Louisiana and Texas. Last week, He was super irate about homosexual relations, as per usual, and since the all-powerful being cannot stop the Supreme Court from decimating traditional goats-for-my-daughter marriage and forcing everyone to rub their same-sex sex-parts all over each other, He sent a fierce hurricane instead.
Hey, millions and millions of years ago, about half of South Carolina was underwater, and the Midlands were the Coastlands. I don't know what mankind did to piss God off back then, but it must have been pretty bad.
With religious nuts its always gonna be a lose lose lose situation. Tornadoes tear up Kansas, its god punishing Christians for allowing abortions. Fires ravage California its cause the gays. Ww3 breaks out its cause its the end times and there was nothing we could do about it not because the profiteering policies of our greedy war machine. Anyone else see a pattern emerging?
Well, I seem to recall that a couple of those overly religious and under sciency states are not allowed to include climate change predictions in their land-use planning.
Or maybe he keeps hitting the Red states when the blue states are the real evil is simply just he is color blind. It would explain a lot. Ocelots Razor, people.
Absentee landlord, refuses to do necessary repairs to reality, ignores the courts, threatens to burn our his tenants. Has past form for not repairing the plumbing ...
I know Florida has a law that scientists and meteorologists working for the state are prohibited from mentioning global warming. I'm pretty sure the law was signed by current govenernor.
Florida's Atlantic coast, especially in and around Miami is the most vulnerable for excessive flooding (they have more people living in flooding area. At least one scientist has said for years that the beachfront Miami beach hotels, restaurants, and condo buildings will not be viable in the very near future.
Each year this prognosis becomes a reality with flooding happening more frequently and increasing in severity but Florida gov't officials won't heed the warnings.
The major of Miami is a scientist who believes global warming is true and to blame for the flooding. He's trying to change things but he's one of a small group of Florida politicians.
The irony is I doubt if the governor will not have a his hands extended towards Washington when they want federal funding after natural disaster like hurricane destruction, aftermath of super storms, and flooding.
The most recent flooding wasn't caused by anything more than the Super Moon a couple of weeks ago.
If you look to the right of the tour bus, you'll see Martin Ssempa: a Ugandan-American pastor with a huge anti-gay streak and alarmingly rapid access to fetish porn as "proof" of what gays do.
Hey, millions and millions of years ago, about half of South Carolina was underwater, and the Midlands were the Coastlands. I don't know what mankind did to piss God off back then, but it must have been pretty bad.
Mollusk buttsex.
With religious nuts its always gonna be a lose lose lose situation. Tornadoes tear up Kansas, its god punishing Christians for allowing abortions. Fires ravage California its cause the gays. Ww3 breaks out its cause its the end times and there was nothing we could do about it not because the profiteering policies of our greedy war machine. Anyone else see a pattern emerging?
I've heard that prokaryotes could be real party organisms.
You mouth to God's, um, ear.
All that changed in only 6000 years. Wow!
Nah - that ain't it.
Well, I seem to recall that a couple of those overly religious and under sciency states are not allowed to include climate change predictions in their land-use planning.
Or maybe he keeps hitting the Red states when the blue states are the real evil is simply just he is color blind. It would explain a lot. Ocelots Razor, people.
Sayyyy, you're not by any chance the older brother of the first girl I ever asked out, Amy, to see The Sting at The Westgate Mall in 1974??????
Asexual reproduction butsects! Uh, wait...
Absentee landlord, refuses to do necessary repairs to reality, ignores the courts, threatens to burn our his tenants. Has past form for not repairing the plumbing ...
I know Florida has a law that scientists and meteorologists working for the state are prohibited from mentioning global warming. I'm pretty sure the law was signed by current govenernor.
Florida's Atlantic coast, especially in and around Miami is the most vulnerable for excessive flooding (they have more people living in flooding area. At least one scientist has said for years that the beachfront Miami beach hotels, restaurants, and condo buildings will not be viable in the very near future.
Each year this prognosis becomes a reality with flooding happening more frequently and increasing in severity but Florida gov't officials won't heed the warnings.
The major of Miami is a scientist who believes global warming is true and to blame for the flooding. He's trying to change things but he's one of a small group of Florida politicians.
The irony is I doubt if the governor will not have a his hands extended towards Washington when they want federal funding after natural disaster like hurricane destruction, aftermath of super storms, and flooding.
The most recent flooding wasn't caused by anything more than the Super Moon a couple of weeks ago.
Maybe he's waiting for the Next Big Thing, probably banning Christianity. Which I thought was already happening.
He sent Gabriel to California. Gabriel is a class 4 fire mage.
If you look to the right of the tour bus, you'll see Martin Ssempa: a Ugandan-American pastor with a huge anti-gay streak and alarmingly rapid access to fetish porn as "proof" of what gays do.