Everyone's favorite deadbeat cattle rancher, Cliven Bundy, just got another message from God, and no, it is not to quit the Republican Party and join the Independent Libertarian Freedom Party of Freedom of Independence and Freedom, since he already did that
Really, no one even needs to go over there, just freeze his accounts. He'll settle up, and he'll exhaust his stockpile of Liberty Dollars while he's at it.
Here's the deal, chuckles. If you really believe that, then the President can call the FBI Director, who can call the Clark County Sheriff, who can come arrest your thieving ass. How's that sound?
"Cliven Hooves" == worst Brony name EVER.
No, apparently God speaks out of Bundy's ass, too.
Dubya?
Yes, especially since two of them actually went on to kill cops and that poor guy in Walmart.
Since Yahweh spoke to Balaam through his ass, does God talk to Bundy through his cows?
Mary's secret boo always talks to dumbasses
Really, no one even needs to go over there, just freeze his accounts. He'll settle up, and he'll exhaust his stockpile of Liberty Dollars while he's at it.
Tomás de Torquemada?
Tammy Faye Bakker's make-up "artist"?
Didn't God say something about avoiding Cliven hooves?
If Cliven's not asking for us to send him muneez, was it really God that was talking to him?
Here's the deal, chuckles. If you really believe that, then the President can call the FBI Director, who can call the Clark County Sheriff, who can come arrest your thieving ass. How's that sound?
<i>If I&rsquo;m breaking laws, why did several hundred, maybe thousands, of people feel inspiration to stand with me. </i>
I&#039;m just spit-balling here, but I&#039;m gonna go with &quot;because they&#039;re all as deluded and crooked as you&quot;.