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Black Panthers vs. White Lie-ns

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When in Wisconsin, Romney supporters are to always deny cutting the cheese.

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But... but... but... THE NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY!!111!!!

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very sorry about both occurrences and may the revived wonkettes bring you some solace.

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"Republican observers simply hanging around the polls" = "German soldiers simply observing the Poles on Sept. 1, 1939."

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are you implying that the black and white candidate gets taken out?

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Some "concerned citizen" tries to tell me I can't vote and they can watch my foot kicking them in the balls.

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